Front: Want your birthday gift?
Back: Here’s a gift card. Go get it.
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Front: For your birthday I wanted to get you something really great.
Back: But then I remembered that you’re a jerk.
Front: It’s your birthday, which means you should spoil yourself.
Back: Maybe just lay off the cake. You’re looking kinda pudgy.
Front: Another year older.
Back: And you’re still an asshole.