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    FOXY CHRISTMAS

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    Front: Christmas is all about friends and family. Inside: It's too bad that you don't have either.
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    CARD CARD GIFT CARD

    Birthday
    Front: Want your birthday gift? Inside: Here's a gift card. Go get it.
    $5.00
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    FUCKING XMAS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: But who the fuck cares? FRONT: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. INSIDE: And this year is no fucking different. FRONT: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. INSIDE: I told him to fuck off. FRONT: It's Christmas time. INSIDE: Fuck you and fuck your family. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. INSIDE: And a happy fucking New Year.  
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    FAMILY TIES

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    Front: I believe in you. Back: That's because we're family and I have to.
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    MAKE ME DINNER

    Get Well
    Front: I hope you're out of the hospital soon. Inside: I need someone to make me dinner.
    $2.50
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    FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

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    Front: You're like family to me. Back: But that doesn't stop me from wanting to bang you.
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    CHRISTMAS IS BUM DIGGITY

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    Front: Merry Christmas. Back: What did you get me?
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    NO INSIDE MESSAGE

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    Front: Merry Christmas. Back: That's it. Merry Christmas.
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    MISTAKES HAPPEN

    Birthday
    Front: Let's celebrate your birth. Inside: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.
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    FUCK FRIENDS

    Birthday
    Front: I always remember to give you a card for your birthday. Inside: You don't have many friends, so it's the least I can do.
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    HIPPOS HATE BIRTHDAYS

    Birthday
    Front: Time for another birthday. Inside: Goddamn I hate these things.
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    LIKE A FAT KID LIKES CAKE

    Birthday
    Front: I baked you a cake for your birthday. Inside: Then I ate it.
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    AWESOME IS AWESOME

    Birthday
    Front: Birthdays are awesome. Inside: Unless you're old.
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    WHY GIVE ANYTHING ELSE

    Birthday
    Front: I had no idea what to get you for your birthday. Inside: So here's a card.
    $5.00
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    SAUSI KNOX ROX

    Birthday
    Front: I love birthdays. Inside: Well, not yours.
    $5.00
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    ENOUGH ALREADY

    Birthday
    Front: Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth. Inside: And I'm getting sick of it.
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    FOXY CHRISTMAS

    Cards
    Front: Christmas is all about friends and family. Inside: It's too bad that you don't have either.
    $5.00
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    CARD CARD GIFT CARD

    Birthday
    Front: Want your birthday gift? Inside: Here's a gift card. Go get it.
    $5.00
  • Out Of Stock
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    FUCKING XMAS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: But who the fuck cares? FRONT: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. INSIDE: And this year is no fucking different. FRONT: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. INSIDE: I told him to fuck off. FRONT: It's Christmas time. INSIDE: Fuck you and fuck your family. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. INSIDE: And a happy fucking New Year.  
    $25.00
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    FAMILY TIES

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    Front: I believe in you. Back: That's because we're family and I have to.
    $5.00
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    MAKE ME DINNER

    Get Well
    Front: I hope you're out of the hospital soon. Inside: I need someone to make me dinner.
    $2.50
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    FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

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    Front: You're like family to me. Back: But that doesn't stop me from wanting to bang you.
    $5.00
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    CHRISTMAS IS BUM DIGGITY

    Cards
    Front: Merry Christmas. Back: What did you get me?
    $5.00
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    NO INSIDE MESSAGE

    Cards
    Front: Merry Christmas. Back: That's it. Merry Christmas.
    $5.00
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    MISTAKES HAPPEN

    Birthday
    Front: Let's celebrate your birth. Inside: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.
    $5.00
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    FUCK FRIENDS

    Birthday
    Front: I always remember to give you a card for your birthday. Inside: You don't have many friends, so it's the least I can do.
    $5.00
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    HIPPOS HATE BIRTHDAYS

    Birthday
    Front: Time for another birthday. Inside: Goddamn I hate these things.
    $5.00
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    LIKE A FAT KID LIKES CAKE

    Birthday
    Front: I baked you a cake for your birthday. Inside: Then I ate it.
    $5.00
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    AWESOME IS AWESOME

    Birthday
    Front: Birthdays are awesome. Inside: Unless you're old.
    $5.00
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    WHY GIVE ANYTHING ELSE

    Birthday
    Front: I had no idea what to get you for your birthday. Inside: So here's a card.
    $5.00
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    SAUSI KNOX ROX

    Birthday
    Front: I love birthdays. Inside: Well, not yours.
    $5.00
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    ENOUGH ALREADY

    Birthday
    Front: Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth. Inside: And I'm getting sick of it.
    $5.00
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