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    GIFTY GIFTY NEVER GETS

    Birthday
    Inside: Now you know why this card didn't come with a gift. (You're either a spoiled asshole kid or a grown-up that can buy their own damn stuff.)
    $5.50
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    TOO MUCH MOOLA

    Birthday
    Front: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Inside: It was expensive. So we didn't buy it.
    $5.50
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    CARD CARD GIFT CARD

    Birthday
    Front: Want your birthday gift? Inside: Here's a gift card. Go get it.
    $5.50
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    FUCKING BIRTHDAY LOVE

    Gift Tags
    Tag 1: Happy fucking birthday. Tag 2: Pretend you love it. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift.  The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From".  These are the best tags ever.
    $6.95
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    REGIFT AND NOT RETURNABLE

    Gift Tags
    Tag 1: You can regift this. I did. Tag 2: Sorry. It's not returnable. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift.  The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From".  We've all regifted a gift.  Let's just be upfront about it.
    $6.95
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    RETURN TO SENDER

    Cards
    Front: Thank you for the gift. Back: Is it returnable?
    $5.00
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    CHRISTMAS IS BUM DIGGITY

    Cards
    Front: Merry Christmas. Back: What did you get me?
    $5.00
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    JUST A CARD

    Cards
    Front: This card is my way to say Merry Christmas. Inside: It also says I don't like you enough to buy you a real gift.
    $5.00
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    NO GIFT SHOP GIFTS

    Bon Voyage
    Front: Have a great trip. Inside: And bring me back something nice.
    $5.00
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    NOW YOU HAVE NOTHING

    Birthday
    Front: What do you get for someone who has everything? Inside: Nothing.
    $5.50
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    WHORES R US

    Birthday
    Front: We found you an amazing birthday gift. Inside: But somehow a two-dollar whole didn't seem appropriate.
    $5.00
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    VALUE MEAL

    Birthday
    Front: Here's a birthday card. Inside: Don't expect a gift. This is it.
    $5.00
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    BIRTHDAYS ARE STUPID

    Birthday
    Front: I'm glad we're friends. Inside: Except for when it's your birthday and I'm expected to buy you something.
    $5.00
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    OH POOP

    Birthday
    Front: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you. Inside: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.
    $5.00
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    I’M THE BEST

    Birthday
    Front: I got you the best birthday gift ever. Inside: But you don't deserve the best. So I kept it.
    $5.00
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    THE KOALA HATES YOU

    Birthday
    Front: It's your birthday. Inside: But don't expect special treatment, I don't like you that much.
    $5.00

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    GIFTY GIFTY NEVER GETS

    Birthday
    Inside: Now you know why this card didn't come with a gift. (You're either a spoiled asshole kid or a grown-up that can buy their own damn stuff.)
    $5.50
  • Quick View

    TOO MUCH MOOLA

    Birthday
    Front: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Inside: It was expensive. So we didn't buy it.
    $5.50
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    CARD CARD GIFT CARD

    Birthday
    Front: Want your birthday gift? Inside: Here's a gift card. Go get it.
    $5.50
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    FUCKING BIRTHDAY LOVE

    Gift Tags
    Tag 1: Happy fucking birthday. Tag 2: Pretend you love it. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift.  The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From".  These are the best tags ever.
    $6.95
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    REGIFT AND NOT RETURNABLE

    Gift Tags
    Tag 1: You can regift this. I did. Tag 2: Sorry. It's not returnable. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift.  The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From".  We've all regifted a gift.  Let's just be upfront about it.
    $6.95
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    RETURN TO SENDER

    Cards
    Front: Thank you for the gift. Back: Is it returnable?
    $5.00
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    CHRISTMAS IS BUM DIGGITY

    Cards
    Front: Merry Christmas. Back: What did you get me?
    $5.00
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    JUST A CARD

    Cards
    Front: This card is my way to say Merry Christmas. Inside: It also says I don't like you enough to buy you a real gift.
    $5.00
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    NO GIFT SHOP GIFTS

    Bon Voyage
    Front: Have a great trip. Inside: And bring me back something nice.
    $5.00
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    NOW YOU HAVE NOTHING

    Birthday
    Front: What do you get for someone who has everything? Inside: Nothing.
    $5.50
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    WHORES R US

    Birthday
    Front: We found you an amazing birthday gift. Inside: But somehow a two-dollar whole didn't seem appropriate.
    $5.00
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    VALUE MEAL

    Birthday
    Front: Here's a birthday card. Inside: Don't expect a gift. This is it.
    $5.00
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    BIRTHDAYS ARE STUPID

    Birthday
    Front: I'm glad we're friends. Inside: Except for when it's your birthday and I'm expected to buy you something.
    $5.00
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    OH POOP

    Birthday
    Front: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you. Inside: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.
    $5.00
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    I’M THE BEST

    Birthday
    Front: I got you the best birthday gift ever. Inside: But you don't deserve the best. So I kept it.
    $5.00
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    THE KOALA HATES YOU

    Birthday
    Front: It's your birthday. Inside: But don't expect special treatment, I don't like you that much.
    $5.00
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