Front: I’m glad we’re friends. Back: Except for when it’s your birthday and I’m expected to buy you something.
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Front: It must be your birthday. Back: I can tell because your boobs are sagging.
Front: I got you the best birthday gift ever. Back: But you don’t deserve the best. So I kept it.
Front: It’s your birthday. Back: So go fuck yourself.