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Front: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Back: It was expensive. So we didn’t buy it.
Front: What a beautiful new home. Back: Sure beats the dump that I’m living in.
Front: Thanks for inviting me to your birthday party. Back: Now where’s the cake?
Front: You deserve a wonderful Mother’s Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.
Front: You should know that we really miss you. Back: Though this peace and quiet has been really nice.
Front: You’re as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside. Back: I know. I’ve been inside you.
Front: Congratulations on graduating. Back: Nerd.
Front: Good luck. You can do it. Back: Actually, you probably can’t.
Front: I hate goodbyes. Back: I also hate you. So see ya.
Front: Hope you feel better soon. Back: You sick bastard.
Front: I don’t know what I’d do without you. Back: I’d probably start fucking your mom.
Front: You deserve a wonderful Father’s Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.
Front: There’s only one thing I want for Christmas. Back: You. Naked.
Front: We’re divorced. Back: And I’m so fucking happy.
Front: I’m glad we’re friends. Back: Except for when it’s your birthday and I’m expected to buy you something.