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    Front: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Inside: It was expensive. So we didn't buy it.
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    Front: What a beautiful new home. Inside: Sure beats the dump that I'm living in.
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    Front: You deserve a wonderful Mother's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.
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    Front: You should know that we really miss you. Back: Though this peace and quiet has been really nice.
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    Front: I hate goodbyes. Back: I also hate you. So see ya.
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    LOSER ALERT

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    Front: You deserve a wonderful Father's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.
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    Front: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. Back: You. Naked.
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    Front: We're divorced. Inside: And I'm so fucking happy.
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    BIRTHDAYS ARE STUPID

    Birthday
    Front: I'm glad we're friends. Inside: Except for when it's your birthday and I'm expected to buy you something.
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    WE’LL NEVER LAST

    Anniversary
    Front: Happy Anniversary. Inside: I give us another year, max.
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    SILVER SHORT CURLY

    Birthday
    Front: Getting older isn't so bad. Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.
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    FUCKING COVID

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    Front: Sorry we couldn’t celebrate together. Inside: Fucking Covid.
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    TOO MUCH MOOLA

    Birthday
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    $5.00
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    WINSOME HEROES

    New Home
    Front: What a beautiful new home. Inside: Sure beats the dump that I'm living in.
    $2.00
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    SLOB

    Painting $15.00
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    UNDERWEAR DAY

    Postcard
    Underwear Day
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    GEEK

    Everyday Magnets
    Geek.
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    LOSER ALERT

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    Front: You deserve a wonderful Mother's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.
    $5.00
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    HURRICANE AND TORNADO

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    Front: You should know that we really miss you. Back: Though this peace and quiet has been really nice.
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    INSIDE OUT

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    Front: You're as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside. Inside: I know. I've been inside you.
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    NERDS ARE SMART

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    Front: Congratulations on graduating. Back: Nerd.
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    YOU CAN’T DO IT

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    Front: Good luck. You can do it. Back: Actually, you probably can't.
    $5.00
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    SEE YA

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    Front: I hate goodbyes. Back: I also hate you. So see ya.
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    SICK BASTARD

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    Front: Hope you feel better soon. Inside: You sick bastard.
    $5.00
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    MOM I’D LIKE TO FUCK

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    Front: I don't know what I'd do without you. Back: I'd probably start fucking your mom.
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    LOSER ALERT

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    Front: You deserve a wonderful Father's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.
    $5.00
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    LET’S GET NAKED

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    Front: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. Back: You. Naked.
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    WE’RE OVER

    Break Up
    Front: We're divorced. Inside: And I'm so fucking happy.
    $5.00
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    BIRTHDAYS ARE STUPID

    Birthday
    Front: I'm glad we're friends. Inside: Except for when it's your birthday and I'm expected to buy you something.
    $5.00
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    WE’LL NEVER LAST

    Anniversary
    Front: Happy Anniversary. Inside: I give us another year, max.
    $5.00
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