THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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BirthdayFront: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Inside: It was expensive. So we didn't buy it.$5.95 -
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New HomeFront: What a beautiful new home. Inside: Sure beats the dump that I'm living in.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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CardsFront: You deserve a wonderful Mother's Day. Inside: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: You should know that we really miss you. Back: Though this peace and quiet has been really nice.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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LoveFront: You're as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside. Inside: I know. I've been inside you.$5.95 -
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Good LuckFront: Good luck. You can do it. Inside: Actually, you probably can't.$5.00 -
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FriendshipFront: I don't know what I'd do without you. Inside: I'd probably start fucking your mom.$5.00 -
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Father's DayFront: You deserve a wonderful Father's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
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ChristmasFront: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. Inside: You. Naked.$5.00 -
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BirthdayFront: I'm glad we're friends. Inside: Except for when it's your birthday and I'm expected to buy you something.$5.95 -
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AnniversaryFront: Happy Anniversary. Inside: I give us another year, max.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95.
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SILVER SHORT CURLY
BirthdayFront: Getting older isn't so bad. Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.$5.95 -
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TOO MUCH MOOLA
BirthdayFront: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Inside: It was expensive. So we didn't buy it.$5.95 -
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WINSOME HEROES
New HomeFront: What a beautiful new home. Inside: Sure beats the dump that I'm living in.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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LOSER ALERT
CardsFront: You deserve a wonderful Mother's Day. Inside: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
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HURRICANE AND TORNADO
CardsFront: You should know that we really miss you. Back: Though this peace and quiet has been really nice.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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INSIDE OUT
LoveFront: You're as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside. Inside: I know. I've been inside you.$5.95 -
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YOU CAN’T DO IT
Good LuckFront: Good luck. You can do it. Inside: Actually, you probably can't.$5.00 -
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MOM I’D LIKE TO FUCK
FriendshipFront: I don't know what I'd do without you. Inside: I'd probably start fucking your mom.$5.00 -
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LOSER ALERT
Father's DayFront: You deserve a wonderful Father's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
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LET’S GET NAKED
ChristmasFront: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. Inside: You. Naked.$5.00 -
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BIRTHDAYS ARE STUPID
BirthdayFront: I'm glad we're friends. Inside: Except for when it's your birthday and I'm expected to buy you something.$5.95 -
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WE’LL NEVER LAST
AnniversaryFront: Happy Anniversary. Inside: I give us another year, max.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95.
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