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    NO CASH VALUE

    Birthday
    Front: Everyone loves getting money in a card. Inside: But I don't want to put a dollar value on our relationship.
    $5.00
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    TOO MUCH MOOLA

    Birthday
    Front: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Inside: It was expensive. So we didn't buy it.
    $5.00
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    NOW YOU HAVE NOTHING

    Birthday
    Front: What do you get for someone who has everything? Inside: Nothing.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    VALUE MEAL

    Birthday
    Front: Here's a birthday card. Inside: Don't expect a gift. This is it.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    BIRTHDAYS ARE STUPID

    Birthday
    Front: I'm glad we're friends. Inside: Except for when it's your birthday and I'm expected to buy you something.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    A FIVE DOLLAR GIFT

    Birthday
    Front: This card means one thing. Inside: I don't want to spend more than five dollars on you.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    WHY GIVE ANYTHING ELSE

    Birthday
    Front: I had no idea what to get you for your birthday. Inside: So here's a card.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    OH POOP

    Birthday
    Front: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you. Inside: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.
    $5.00
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    I’M THE BEST

    Birthday
    Front: I got you the best birthday gift ever. Inside: But you don't deserve the best. So I kept it.
    $5.00
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