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Front: Everyone has been thinking about you.
Inside: Well, not me.
Front: I love you mom.
Inside: But where’s my daddy?
Front: You really deserved that promotion.
Inside: But I deserved it more.
Front: I love you dad.
Inside: But where’s my mommy?
I don’t give a fuck.
Front: Want your birthday gift?
Inside: Here’s a gift card. Go get it.
Back: Remember, it’s not too late until you say “I do.”
Front: Will you be my Valentine?
Inside: Wait, you like to put out. Right?
Front: I’m sorry.
Back: That it didn’t happen sooner.
Front: I miss you.
Back: Sort of.
Front: They hired you?
Front: A piece of birthday advice for you?
Inside: Start lying about your age.