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January 1, 2023
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I SECRETLY HATE YOU
New JobFront: You really deserved that promotion. Inside: But I deserved it more.$2.00 -
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CARD CARD GIFT CARD
BirthdayFront: Want your birthday gift? Inside: Here's a gift card. Go get it.$5.00 -
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PLEASE, DON’T DO IT
CardsFront: Congratulations. Back: Remember, it's not too late until you say "I do."$5.00 -
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HIPPOS WANT SEX
CardsFront: Will you be my Valentine? Inside: Wait, you like to put out. Right?$5.00 -
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DEFINITELY TOO OLD
BirthdayFront: A piece of birthday advice for you? Inside: Start lying about your age.$5.00 -
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HIPPOS HATE BIRTHDAYS
BirthdayFront: Time for another birthday. Inside: Goddamn I hate these things.$5.00 -
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FRIENDLESS LOSER
BirthdayFront: I started to plan a big party for your birthday. Inside: But there was no one to invite since you have no friends.$5.00
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