Hippo
I DON’T THINK
Front: Everyone has been thinking about you. Back: Well, not me.Front: Everyone has been thinking about you.
Back: Well, not me.$5.00$2.00 Add to cartDADDY ISSUES
Front: I love you mom. Back: But where's my daddy?Front: I love you mom.
Back: But where’s my daddy?$5.00$2.50 Add to cartI SECRETLY HATE YOU
Front: You really deserved that promotion. Back: But I deserved it more.Front: You really deserved that promotion.
Back: But I deserved it more.$5.00$2.00 Add to cartMOMMY ISSUES
Front: I love you dad. Back: But where's my mommy?Front: I love you dad.
Back: But where’s my mommy?$5.00$2.00 Add to cart
CARD CARD GIFT CARD
Front: Want your birthday gift? Back: Here's a gift card. Go get it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Want your birthday gift?
Back: Here’s a gift card. Go get it.
PLEASE, DON’T DO IT
Front: Congratulations. Back: Remember, it's not too late until you say "I do."$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: Remember, it’s not too late until you say “I do.”
HIPPOS WANT SEX
Front: Will you be my Valentine? Back: Wait, you like to put out. Right?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Will you be my Valentine?
Back: Wait, you like to put out. Right?
HIPPOS PLAY GUITAR
Front: I'm sorry. Back: That it didn't happen sooner.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I’m sorry.
Back: That it didn’t happen sooner.
I MISS MISSING YOU
Front: I miss you. Back: Sort of.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I miss you.
Back: Sort of.
DUMB IDIOT
Front: They hired you? Back: Idiots.$5.00 Add to cartFront: They hired you?
Back: Idiots.
DEFINITELY TOO OLD
Front: A piece of birthday advice for you? Back: Start lying about your age.$5.00 Add to cartFront: A piece of birthday advice for you?
Back: Start lying about your age.
