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    STICKER SHEET

    Stickers
    This vinyl sticker sheet measures 10.2cm x 15.2cm and contains 5 stickers in various sizes.  It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).
    $6.00
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    CAKE MAKES IT BETTER

    Birthday
    Inside: Step 3. That's it... The cake will make you happy. (You make also experience feelings of guilt + disgust.)
    $5.50
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    ANTI SOCIAL TIME

    Birthday
    Inside: Follow this advice and you'll have a happy birthday. (All thanks to the genius greeting card writer that wrote this card and the brilliant person that chose it.)
    $5.50
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    FUCK OFF STICKER

    Stickers
    This vinyl sticker measures approximately 7.5cm x 5.3cm.  It's tough and waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).
    $3.00
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    I DON’T THINK

    Sale
    Front: Everyone has been thinking about you. Inside: Well, not me.
    $2.00
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    DADDY ISSUES

    Mother's Day
    Front: I love you mom. Inside: But where's my daddy?
    $1.00
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    I SECRETLY HATE YOU

    New Job
    Front: You really deserved that promotion. Inside: But I deserved it more.
    $1.00
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    MOMMY ISSUES

    Father's Day
    Front: I love you dad. Inside: But where's my mommy?
    $1.00
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    I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

    Everyday Magnets
    I don't give a fuck.
    $4.00
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    CARD CARD GIFT CARD

    Birthday
    Front: Want your birthday gift? Inside: Here's a gift card. Go get it.
    $5.50
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    FUCK OFF

    Everyday Magnets
    Fuck off.
    $4.00
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    TURD

    Everyday Magnets
    Turd.
    $4.00
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    PLEASE, DON’T DO IT

    Cards
    Front: Congratulations. Inside: Remember, it's not too late until you say "I do."
    $5.00
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    HIPPOS WANT SEX

    Cards
    Front: Will you be my Valentine? Inside: Wait, you like to put out. Right?
    $5.00
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    HIPPOS PLAY GUITAR

    Cards
    Front: I'm sorry. Back: That it didn't happen sooner.
    $1.00
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    I MISS MISSING YOU

    Cards
    Front: I miss you. Back: Sort of.
    $5.00
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    DUMB IDIOT

    Cards
    Front: They hired you? Back: Idiots.
    $5.00
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    DEFINITELY TOO OLD

    Birthday
    Front: A piece of birthday advice for you? Inside: Start lying about your age.
    $5.50
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    HIPPOS HATE BIRTHDAYS

    Birthday
    Front: Time for another birthday. Inside: Goddamn I hate these things.
    $5.00
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    FRIENDLESS LOSER

    Birthday
    Front: I started to plan a big party for your birthday. Inside: But there was no one to invite since you have no friends.
    $5.00

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  • Quick View

    STICKER SHEET

    Stickers
    This vinyl sticker sheet measures 10.2cm x 15.2cm and contains 5 stickers in various sizes.  It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).
    $6.00
  • Quick View

    CAKE MAKES IT BETTER

    Birthday
    Inside: Step 3. That's it... The cake will make you happy. (You make also experience feelings of guilt + disgust.)
    $5.50
  • Quick View

    ANTI SOCIAL TIME

    Birthday
    Inside: Follow this advice and you'll have a happy birthday. (All thanks to the genius greeting card writer that wrote this card and the brilliant person that chose it.)
    $5.50
  • Quick View

    FUCK OFF STICKER

    Stickers
    This vinyl sticker measures approximately 7.5cm x 5.3cm.  It's tough and waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).
    $3.00
  • Out Of Stock
    Quick View

    I DON’T THINK

    Sale
    Front: Everyone has been thinking about you. Inside: Well, not me.
    $2.00
  • Sale!
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    DADDY ISSUES

    Mother's Day
    Front: I love you mom. Inside: But where's my daddy?
    $1.00
  • Sale!
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    I SECRETLY HATE YOU

    New Job
    Front: You really deserved that promotion. Inside: But I deserved it more.
    $1.00
  • Sale!
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    MOMMY ISSUES

    Father's Day
    Front: I love you dad. Inside: But where's my mommy?
    $1.00
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    I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

    Everyday Magnets
    I don't give a fuck.
    $4.00
  • Sale!
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    CARD CARD GIFT CARD

    Birthday
    Front: Want your birthday gift? Inside: Here's a gift card. Go get it.
    $5.50
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    FUCK OFF

    Everyday Magnets
    Fuck off.
    $4.00
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    TURD

    Everyday Magnets
    Turd.
    $4.00
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    PLEASE, DON’T DO IT

    Cards
    Front: Congratulations. Inside: Remember, it's not too late until you say "I do."
    $5.00
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    HIPPOS WANT SEX

    Cards
    Front: Will you be my Valentine? Inside: Wait, you like to put out. Right?
    $5.00
  • Sale!
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    HIPPOS PLAY GUITAR

    Cards
    Front: I'm sorry. Back: That it didn't happen sooner.
    $1.00
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    I MISS MISSING YOU

    Cards
    Front: I miss you. Back: Sort of.
    $5.00
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    DUMB IDIOT

    Cards
    Front: They hired you? Back: Idiots.
    $5.00
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    DEFINITELY TOO OLD

    Birthday
    Front: A piece of birthday advice for you? Inside: Start lying about your age.
    $5.50
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    HIPPOS HATE BIRTHDAYS

    Birthday
    Front: Time for another birthday. Inside: Goddamn I hate these things.
    $5.00
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    FRIENDLESS LOSER

    Birthday
    Front: I started to plan a big party for your birthday. Inside: But there was no one to invite since you have no friends.
    $5.00
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