Hippo
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CARD CARD GIFT CARD
Front: Want your birthday gift? Back: Here's a gift card. Go get it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Want your birthday gift?
Back: Here’s a gift card. Go get it.
PLEASE, DON’T DO IT
Front: Congratulations. Back: Remember, it's not too late until you say "I do."$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations.
Back: Remember, it’s not too late until you say “I do.”
HIPPOS WANT SEX
Front: Will you be my Valentine? Back: Wait, you like to put out. Right?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Will you be my Valentine?
Back: Wait, you like to put out. Right?
HIPPOS PLAY GUITAR
Front: I'm sorry.
Back: That it didn't happen sooner.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I’m sorry.
Back: That it didn’t happen sooner.
I MISS MISSING YOU
Front: I miss you.
Back: Sort of.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I miss you.
Back: Sort of.
DEFINITELY TOO OLD
Front: A piece of birthday advice for you? Back: Start lying about your age.$5.00 Add to cartFront: A piece of birthday advice for you?
Back: Start lying about your age.
HIPPOS HATE BIRTHDAYS
Front: Time for another birthday. Back: Goddamn I hate these things.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Time for another birthday.
Back: Goddamn I hate these things.
FRIENDLESS LOSER
Front: I started to plan a big party for your birthday. Back: But there was no one to invite since you have no friends.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I started to plan a big party for your birthday.
Back: But there was no one to invite since you have no friends.
