THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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New BabyFront: Congratulations on the new baby. Inside: But shame on you for engaging in premarital sex.$5.95 -
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StickersThis vinyl sticker sheet measures 10.2cm x 15.2cm and contains 5 stickers in various sizes. It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).$6.00 -
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BirthdayInside: Step 3. That's it... The cake will make you happy. (You make also experience feelings of guilt + disgust.)$5.95 -
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BirthdayInside: Follow this advice and you'll have a happy birthday. (All thanks to the genius greeting card writer that wrote this card and the brilliant person that chose it.)$5.95 -
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StickersThis vinyl sticker measures approximately 7.5cm x 5.3cm. It's tough and waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).$3.00 -
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Mother's DayFront: I love you mom. Inside: But where's my daddy?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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New JobFront: You really deserved that promotion. Inside: But I deserved it more.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Father's DayFront: I love you dad. Inside: But where's my mommy?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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BirthdayFront: Want your birthday gift? Inside: Here's a gift card. Go get it.$5.95 -
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CardsFront: Congratulations. Inside: Remember, it's not too late until you say "I do."$5.00 -
Quick ViewHIPPOS WANT SEX
CardsFront: Will you be my Valentine? Inside: Wait, you like to put out. Right?$5.00 -
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SaleFront: I'm sorry. Back: That it didn't happen sooner.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewDEFINITELY TOO OLD
BirthdayFront: A piece of birthday advice for you? Inside: Start lying about your age.$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: Time for another birthday. Inside: Goddamn I hate these things.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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BirthdayFront: I started to plan a big party for your birthday. Inside: But there was no one to invite since you have no friends.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95.
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SEX CAME FIRST
New BabyFront: Congratulations on the new baby. Inside: But shame on you for engaging in premarital sex.$5.95 -
Quick View
STICKER SHEET
StickersThis vinyl sticker sheet measures 10.2cm x 15.2cm and contains 5 stickers in various sizes. It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).$6.00 -
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CAKE MAKES IT BETTER
BirthdayInside: Step 3. That's it... The cake will make you happy. (You make also experience feelings of guilt + disgust.)$5.95 -
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ANTI SOCIAL TIME
BirthdayInside: Follow this advice and you'll have a happy birthday. (All thanks to the genius greeting card writer that wrote this card and the brilliant person that chose it.)$5.95 -
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FUCK OFF STICKER
StickersThis vinyl sticker measures approximately 7.5cm x 5.3cm. It's tough and waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).$3.00 -
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DADDY ISSUES
Mother's DayFront: I love you mom. Inside: But where's my daddy?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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I SECRETLY HATE YOU
New JobFront: You really deserved that promotion. Inside: But I deserved it more.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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MOMMY ISSUES
Father's DayFront: I love you dad. Inside: But where's my mommy?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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CARD CARD GIFT CARD
BirthdayFront: Want your birthday gift? Inside: Here's a gift card. Go get it.$5.95 -
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PLEASE, DON’T DO IT
CardsFront: Congratulations. Inside: Remember, it's not too late until you say "I do."$5.00 -
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HIPPOS WANT SEX
CardsFront: Will you be my Valentine? Inside: Wait, you like to put out. Right?$5.00 -
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HIPPOS PLAY GUITAR
SaleFront: I'm sorry. Back: That it didn't happen sooner.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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DEFINITELY TOO OLD
BirthdayFront: A piece of birthday advice for you? Inside: Start lying about your age.$5.95 -
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HIPPOS HATE BIRTHDAYS
BirthdayFront: Time for another birthday. Inside: Goddamn I hate these things.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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FRIENDLESS LOSER
BirthdayFront: I started to plan a big party for your birthday. Inside: But there was no one to invite since you have no friends.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95.
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