Front: A piece of birthday advice for you?
Inside: Start lying about your age.
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Front: Another year older and you look great.
Inside: Except for that bald patch.
Front: Happy Birthday.
Inside: Holy fuck, you’re old.
Front: For your birthday lets do something special.
Inside: Sex with strangers is special, right?