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    Front: We planned to buy you something amazing. Inside: Then we realized that we're adults and this card is your gift.
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    THE PERFECT GIFT

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    Front: What would you like for your birthday? Inside: New hearing aid? Hip replacement?
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    HARD HARD TIME

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    Front: Getting old is hard. Inside: It makes it hard to get hard.
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    NEVER TOO OLD FOR LOVE

    Wedding
    Front: Happy wedding day. Inside: I can't believe people your age get married.
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    Front: Getting older isn't so bad. Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.
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    TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT

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    Front: Birthdays are a time to party. Inside: Too bad we're too old for that shit.
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    NOT AN AGELESS BEAUTY

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    Front: You haven't aged a day since we met. Inside: But you looked old back then.
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    TOO OLD TO WORK

    Retirement
    Front: I heard you're retiring. Inside: Finally admitting you're too old?
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    OLD AND SAGGY

    Love
    Front: I will always love you. Inside: Even when you're old and saggy.
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    A TRIP DOWNSTAIRS

    Bon Voyage
    Front: Enjoy this trip. Inside: Your next one will be to hell.
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    ENJOY WHILE YOU LAST

    Bon Voyage
    Front: You better enjoy your trip. Inside: At your age it's probably your last.
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    DEFINITELY TOO OLD

    Birthday
    Front: A piece of birthday advice for you? Inside: Start lying about your age.
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    DEAD BEAT

    Birthday
    Front: Happy birthday. Inside: Think you'll make it to the next one?
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    OLD AND UGLY

    Birthday
    Front: Getting old is hard. Inside: Especially when you start looking like shit.
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    OLD TIMERS

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    Front: I can't believe it's already your birthday. Inside: You're getting really old really fast.
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    WISH BITCH

    Birthday
    Front: Remember to make a wish before you blow out your candles. Inside: Maybe ask for a new face. Yours is looking a little rough.
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    HIPPOS HATE BIRTHDAYS

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    Front: Time for another birthday. Inside: Goddamn I hate these things.
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    OLD MAN MOUSTACHE

    Birthday
    Front: It's your birthday. Inside: Damn. You're a lot older than I thought.
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    BIG HEAD BIGGER EGO

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    Front: This birthday is a big one. Inside: So don't go dying on us.
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    ZEBRA IS A COOL WORD

    Birthday
    Front: Congratulations on another birthday. Inside: At your age most people are dead.
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    I HATE BIRTHDAYS

    Birthday
    Front: Have a happy birthday. Inside: Or rot in hell you old bastard.
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    AWESOME IS AWESOME

    Birthday
    Front: Birthdays are awesome. Inside: Unless you're old.
    Original price was: $5.50.Current price is: $1.95.
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    DOWN WITH THE OLDIES

    Birthday
    Front: Happy birthday to a dear old friend. Inside: An old, old, old, old, old, old friend.
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    WHAT AN ASS

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    Front: Another year older. Inside: And you're still an asshole.
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    ADULTS GET NOTHING

    Birthday
    Front: We planned to buy you something amazing. Inside: Then we realized that we're adults and this card is your gift.
    $5.95
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    THE PERFECT GIFT

    Birthday
    Front: What would you like for your birthday? Inside: New hearing aid? Hip replacement?
    $5.95
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    HARD HARD TIME

    Birthday
    Front: Getting old is hard. Inside: It makes it hard to get hard.
    $5.95
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    NEVER TOO OLD FOR LOVE

    Wedding
    Front: Happy wedding day. Inside: I can't believe people your age get married.
    $5.95
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    SILVER SHORT CURLY

    Birthday
    Front: Getting older isn't so bad. Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.
    $5.95
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    TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT

    Birthday
    Front: Birthdays are a time to party. Inside: Too bad we're too old for that shit.
    $5.95
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    NOT AN AGELESS BEAUTY

    Birthday
    Front: You haven't aged a day since we met. Inside: But you looked old back then.
    $5.95
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    TOO OLD TO WORK

    Retirement
    Front: I heard you're retiring. Inside: Finally admitting you're too old?
    $5.95
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    OLD AND SAGGY

    Love
    Front: I will always love you. Inside: Even when you're old and saggy.
    $5.00
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    A TRIP DOWNSTAIRS

    Bon Voyage
    Front: Enjoy this trip. Inside: Your next one will be to hell.
    $5.00
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    ENJOY WHILE YOU LAST

    Bon Voyage
    Front: You better enjoy your trip. Inside: At your age it's probably your last.
    $5.00
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    DEFINITELY TOO OLD

    Birthday
    Front: A piece of birthday advice for you? Inside: Start lying about your age.
    $5.95
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    DEAD BEAT

    Birthday
    Front: Happy birthday. Inside: Think you'll make it to the next one?
    $5.95
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    OLD AND UGLY

    Birthday
    Front: Getting old is hard. Inside: Especially when you start looking like shit.
    $5.95
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    OLD TIMERS

    Birthday
    Front: I can't believe it's already your birthday. Inside: You're getting really old really fast.
    $5.95
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    WISH BITCH

    Birthday
    Front: Remember to make a wish before you blow out your candles. Inside: Maybe ask for a new face. Yours is looking a little rough.
    $5.95
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    HIPPOS HATE BIRTHDAYS

    Birthday
    Front: Time for another birthday. Inside: Goddamn I hate these things.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    OLD MAN MOUSTACHE

    Birthday
    Front: It's your birthday. Inside: Damn. You're a lot older than I thought.
    $5.95
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    BIG HEAD BIGGER EGO

    Birthday
    Front: This birthday is a big one. Inside: So don't go dying on us.
    $5.95
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    ZEBRA IS A COOL WORD

    Birthday
    Front: Congratulations on another birthday. Inside: At your age most people are dead.
    $5.95
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    I HATE BIRTHDAYS

    Birthday
    Front: Have a happy birthday. Inside: Or rot in hell you old bastard.
    $5.00
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    AWESOME IS AWESOME

    Birthday
    Front: Birthdays are awesome. Inside: Unless you're old.
    Original price was: $5.50.Current price is: $1.95.
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    DOWN WITH THE OLDIES

    Birthday
    Front: Happy birthday to a dear old friend. Inside: An old, old, old, old, old, old friend.
    $5.95
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    WHAT AN ASS

    Birthday
    Front: Another year older. Inside: And you're still an asshole.
    $5.95
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