THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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BirthdayFront: Getting old is hard. Inside: Especially when you start looking like shit.$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: I can't believe it's already your birthday. Inside: You're getting really old really fast.$5.95 -
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BirthdayFront: Remember to make a wish before you blow out your candles. Inside: Maybe ask for a new face. Yours is looking a little rough.$5.95 -
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ADULTS GET NOTHING
BirthdayFront: We planned to buy you something amazing. Inside: Then we realized that we're adults and this card is your gift.$5.95 -
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THE PERFECT GIFT
BirthdayFront: What would you like for your birthday? Inside: New hearing aid? Hip replacement?$5.95 -
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NEVER TOO OLD FOR LOVE
WeddingFront: Happy wedding day. Inside: I can't believe people your age get married.$5.95 -
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SILVER SHORT CURLY
BirthdayFront: Getting older isn't so bad. Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.$5.95 -
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TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT
BirthdayFront: Birthdays are a time to party. Inside: Too bad we're too old for that shit.$5.95 -
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NOT AN AGELESS BEAUTY
BirthdayFront: You haven't aged a day since we met. Inside: But you looked old back then.$5.95 -
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TOO OLD TO WORK
RetirementFront: I heard you're retiring. Inside: Finally admitting you're too old?$5.95 -
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ENJOY WHILE YOU LAST
Bon VoyageFront: You better enjoy your trip. Inside: At your age it's probably your last.$5.00 -
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DEFINITELY TOO OLD
BirthdayFront: A piece of birthday advice for you? Inside: Start lying about your age.$5.95 -
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OLD AND UGLY
BirthdayFront: Getting old is hard. Inside: Especially when you start looking like shit.$5.95 -
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OLD TIMERS
BirthdayFront: I can't believe it's already your birthday. Inside: You're getting really old really fast.$5.95 -
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WISH BITCH
BirthdayFront: Remember to make a wish before you blow out your candles. Inside: Maybe ask for a new face. Yours is looking a little rough.$5.95 -
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HIPPOS HATE BIRTHDAYS
BirthdayFront: Time for another birthday. Inside: Goddamn I hate these things.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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OLD MAN MOUSTACHE
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday. Inside: Damn. You're a lot older than I thought.$5.95 -
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BIG HEAD BIGGER EGO
BirthdayFront: This birthday is a big one. Inside: So don't go dying on us.$5.95 -
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ZEBRA IS A COOL WORD
BirthdayFront: Congratulations on another birthday. Inside: At your age most people are dead.$5.95 -
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I HATE BIRTHDAYS
BirthdayFront: Have a happy birthday. Inside: Or rot in hell you old bastard.$5.00 -
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AWESOME IS AWESOME
BirthdayFront: Birthdays are awesome. Inside: Unless you're old.Original price was: $5.50.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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DOWN WITH THE OLDIES
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to a dear old friend. Inside: An old, old, old, old, old, old friend.$5.95 -
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