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Front: Another year older. Inside: And you’re still an asshole.
Julie Messinger (verified owner) – June 10, 2020
One of my all time faves. Perfect for those people in your life who you love, but they kind of are assholes.
Nikki – June 11, 2020
This is definitely one of the top sellers every year!
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Front: It must be your birthday. Inside: I can tell because your boobs are sagging.
Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: Wanna make out?
Front: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you. Inside: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.
Julie Messinger (verified owner) –
One of my all time faves. Perfect for those people in your life who you love, but they kind of are assholes.
Nikki –
This is definitely one of the top sellers every year!