Front: Another year older.
Inside: And you’re still an asshole.
(verified owner) – June 10, 2020
One of my all time faves. Perfect for those people in your life who you love, but they kind of are assholes.
– June 11, 2020
This is definitely one of the top sellers every year!
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Front: It must be your birthday.
Inside: I can tell because your boobs are sagging.
Front: Happy Birthday.
Inside: Wanna make out?
Front: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you.
Inside: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.