Front: Another year older.
Inside: And you’re still an asshole.
(verified owner) – June 10, 2020
One of my all time faves. Perfect for those people in your life who you love, but they kind of are assholes.
– June 11, 2020
This is definitely one of the top sellers every year!
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Front: Today is a special day to celebrate your life.
Inside: Too bad your life sucks.
Front: Happy Birthday.
Inside: For the record, I’m only giving you this cuz it improves my chances of getting laid.
Front: It’s your birthday.
Inside: But don’t expect special treatment, I don’t like you that much.