Koala
NEVER REGRET
Front: It's your first Mother's Day. Back: Regretting it yet?Front: It’s your first Mother’s Day.
Back: Regretting it yet?$5.00$2.50 Add to cartNEVER REGRET
Front: It's your first Father's Day. Back: Regretting it yet?Front: It’s your first Father’s Day.
Back: Regretting it yet?$5.00$2.50 Add to cartIT’S A GIRL
Front: It's a girl. Back: Or is it?Front: It’s a girl.
Back: Or is it?$5.00$2.00 Add to cartIT’S A BOY
Front: It's a boy. Back: Or is it?Front: It’s a boy.
Back: Or is it?$5.00$2.00 Add to cart
CRY BABY
Front: I have to apologize. Back: I didn't know you'd be such a baby.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I have to apologize.
Back: I didn’t know you’d be such a baby.
HAIRY PALMS
Front: I'm really going to miss you. Back: So thank god for masturbation.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I’m really going to miss you.
Back: So thank god for masturbation.
MORTGAGE SMORTGAGE
Front: What a great house. Back: Too bad you won't own it for 30 years.$5.00 Add to cartFront: What a great house.
Back: Too bad you won’t own it for 30 years.
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
Front: Have yourself a Happy Hanukkah. Back: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have yourself a Happy Hanukkah.
Back: And a happy fucking New Year.
FAMILY TIES
Front: I believe in you. Back: That's because we're family and I have to.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I believe in you.
Back: That’s because we’re family and I have to.
PENIS POWER
Front: Have you heard the news? Back: My penis is awesome.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have you heard the news?
Back: My penis is awesome.
VAGINA POWER
Front: Have you heard the news? Back: My vagina is awesome.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have you heard the news?
Back: My vagina is awesome.
COCKY MOFO
Front: You must be so proud of yourself. Back: You cocky motherfucker.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You must be so proud of yourself.
Back: You cocky motherfucker.
