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Front: It’s your first Mother’s Day. Back: Regretting it yet?
Front: It’s your first Father’s Day. Back: Regretting it yet?
Front: It’s a girl. Back: Or is it?
Front: It’s a boy. Back: Or is it?
I like you better naked.
My vagina is awesome.
Front: I have to apologize. Back: I didn’t know you’d be such a baby.
Front: I’m really going to miss you. Back: So thank god for masturbation.
Front: What a great house. Back: Too bad you won’t own it for 30 years.
Front: Have yourself a Happy Hanukkah. Back: And a happy fucking New Year.
Front: I believe in you. Back: That’s because we’re family and I have to.
Front: Have you heard the news? Back: My penis is awesome.
Front: Have you heard the news? Back: My vagina is awesome.
Front: You must be so proud of yourself. Back: You cocky motherfucker.