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September 3, 2025
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BirthdayInside: Reason 4. This is total bullshit. Getting older sucks. (Your body aches, your knees make noises + you sag a little more + more with each passing year.)$5.50$4.68 -
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SaleFront: It's your first Mother's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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SaleFront: It's your first Father's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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SaleFront: It's a girl. Inside: Or is it?Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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SaleFront: It's a boy. Inside: Or is it?Original price was: $5.00.$2.00Current price is: $2.00.$1.70 -
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Quick ViewHAIRY PALMS
CardsFront: I'm really going to miss you. Back: So thank god for masturbation.$5.00$4.25 -
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CardsFront: What a great house. Back: Too bad you won't own it for 30 years.$5.00$4.25 -
Quick ViewHAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
CardsFront: Have yourself a Happy Hanukkah. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.00$4.25 -
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CardsFront: I believe in you. Inside: That's because we're family and I have to.$5.00$4.25 -
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CardsFront: You must be so proud of yourself. Inside: You cocky motherfucker.$5.00$4.25 -
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CardsFront: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.50$4.68 -
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CardsFront: Happy holidays. Inside: Well, they'd be happy if you gave me some money.$5.00$4.25 -
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Quick ViewTHE KOALA HATES YOU
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday. Inside: But don't expect special treatment, I don't like you that much.$5.00$4.25
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GETTING OLDER
BirthdayInside: Reason 4. This is total bullshit. Getting older sucks. (Your body aches, your knees make noises + you sag a little more + more with each passing year.)$5.50$4.68 -
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NEVER REGRET
SaleFront: It's your first Mother's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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NEVER REGRET
SaleFront: It's your first Father's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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IT’S A GIRL
SaleFront: It's a girl. Inside: Or is it?Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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IT’S A BOY
SaleFront: It's a boy. Inside: Or is it?Original price was: $5.00.$2.00Current price is: $2.00.$1.70 -
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HAIRY PALMS
CardsFront: I'm really going to miss you. Back: So thank god for masturbation.$5.00$4.25 -
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MORTGAGE SMORTGAGE
CardsFront: What a great house. Back: Too bad you won't own it for 30 years.$5.00$4.25 -
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HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
CardsFront: Have yourself a Happy Hanukkah. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.00$4.25 -
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FAMILY TIES
CardsFront: I believe in you. Inside: That's because we're family and I have to.$5.00$4.25 -
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COCKY MOFO
CardsFront: You must be so proud of yourself. Inside: You cocky motherfucker.$5.00$4.25 -
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HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
CardsFront: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.50$4.68 -
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MONEY FOR NOTHING
CardsFront: Happy holidays. Inside: Well, they'd be happy if you gave me some money.$5.00$4.25 -
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THE KOALA HATES YOU
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday. Inside: But don't expect special treatment, I don't like you that much.$5.00$4.25
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