Front: Will you be my Valentine?
Inside: Wait, you like to put out. Right?
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Front: I guess it’s time to baby-proof the house.
Inside: You don’t want any of those little buggers getting in.
Inside: I knew you couldn’t keep your panties on.
Front: Waking up next to you every morning is a dream come true.
Inside: Unless your breath smells like shit.