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Front: You’re having a baby? Back: Oh shit. Is it mine?
Front: Congrats on the new baby. Back: It’s pretty fucking cute.
TV Talk Show Host Day
Dress Up Your Pet Day
Stick your dick in me.
Front: Stick your dick in me. Back:
Front: Grow some balls.
Grow some balls.
Front: Valentine’s Day is a day to celebrate love. Back: And to laugh at single people.
Front: This Valentine’s Day there’s one thing we should do. Back: Fuck.
Front: I’ve been thinking about you. Back: And I figured I’d fucking tell you, okay?
Front: I’m sorry. Back: It was an accident.
Front: It’s great that you’re retiring. Back: I’ve been wanting to get rid of you for years.
Front: That’s great news about the job. Back: I thought you’d fail the drug test.
Front: You’ve officially graduated. Back: It’s about fucking time.