Front: Happy Anniversary.
Back: Let’s have sex. Please.
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Front: It’s your anniversary.
Back: But who the fuck cares? (besides you two)
Front: Being with you all these years has been great.
Back: Funny thing is, I was joking when I proposed.
Front: I’m so excited that you’re having a baby.
Back: Because I sure as hell don’t want one.