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Front: I’m sorry. Back: But you were a real ass.
Front: Don’t worry about being alone on Valentine’s Day. Back: That’s what hookers are for.
Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Back: But mostly, your penis.
Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Back: But mostly, your vagina.
Front: I know we’ll be friends forever. Back: Though I should tell you now, I don’t like you that much.
Front: I missed your birthday? Back: Oh crap.
Front: Another year older and you look great. Back: Except for that bald patch.
Front: Happy Birthday. Back: Jerkface.
Front: You have a beautiful pregnant glow. Back: And your tits are huge.
Front: I believe that opposites attract. Back: Just look. I’m awesome and you’re not.
Front: Happy Anniversary. Back: Let’s have sex. Please.