Romantic
STICK YOUR DICK IN ME
Front: Stick your dick in me. Back:$3.00 Add to cartFront: Stick your dick in me.
Back:
CAN I TOUCH YOUR WILLY?
Front: Can I touch your willy?$6.95 Select optionsFront: Can I touch your willy?
YOU’RE GREAT IN BED
Front: You're great in bed. Back:$3.00 Add to cartFront: You’re great in bed.
Back:
YOU GIVE ME LADY WOOD
Front: You give me lady wood. Back:$3.00 Add to cartFront: You give me lady wood.
Back:
CHRISTMAS FAVOURITES
Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.FRONT: I heard you're on Santa's naughty list. INSIDE: Slut.FRONT: I saw Santa last night. INSIDE: He was banging your mom.FRONT: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. INSIDE: You. Naked.FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party.FRONT: It's true what they say about Christmas. INSIDE: It's fucking awesome.FRONT: It's that time of year again. INSIDE: Fuck.Â$25.00 Add to cartBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.
FRONT: I heard you’re on Santa’s naughty list.
INSIDE: Slut.FRONT: I saw Santa last night.
INSIDE: He was banging your mom.FRONT: There’s only one thing I want for Christmas.
INSIDE: You. Naked.FRONT: I love elves.
INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party.FRONT: It’s true what they say about Christmas.
INSIDE: It’s fucking awesome.FRONT: It’s that time of year again.
INSIDE: Fuck.Â
THE GIFT OF ME
Front: I have the best Valentine's Day gift for you. Back: My naked body.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I have the best Valentine’s Day gift for you.
Back: My naked body.
NO ONE ELSE WILL
Front: This Valentine's Day there's one thing we should do. Back: Fuck.$5.00 Add to cartFront: This Valentine’s Day there’s one thing we should do.
Back: Fuck.
