Romantic
STICK YOUR DICK IN ME
Front: Stick your dick in me. Back:$3.00 Add to cartFront: Stick your dick in me.
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YOU GIVE ME LADY WOOD
Front: You give me lady wood.$6.95 Select optionsFront: You give me lady wood.
CAN I TOUCH YOUR WILLY?
Front: Can I touch your willy?$6.95 Select optionsFront: Can I touch your willy?
I LIKE YOU BETTER NAKED
Front: I like you better naked.$6.95 Select optionsFront: I like you better naked.
YOU’RE GREAT IN BED
Front: You're great in bed. Back:$3.00 Add to cartFront: You’re great in bed.
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YOU GIVE ME LADY WOOD
Front: You give me lady wood. Back:$3.00 Add to cartFront: You give me lady wood.
Back:
CAN I TOUCH YOUR WILLY?
Front: Can I touch your willy?
Back:$3.00 Add to cartFront: Can I touch your willy?
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I LIKE YOU BETTER NAKED
Front: I like you better naked.
Back:$3.00 Add to cartFront: I like you better naked.
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MY VAGINA IS AWESOME
Front: My vagina is awesome.
Back:$3.00 Add to cartFront: My vagina is awesome.
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CHRISTMAS FAVOURITES
Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.FRONT: I heard you're on Santa's naughty list. INSIDE: Slut.FRONT: I saw Santa last night. INSIDE: He was banging your mom.FRONT: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. INSIDE: You. Naked.FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party.FRONT: It's true what they say about Christmas. INSIDE: It's fucking awesome.FRONT: It's that time of year again. INSIDE: Fuck.$25.00 Add to cartBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.
FRONT: I heard you’re on Santa’s naughty list.
INSIDE: Slut.FRONT: I saw Santa last night.
INSIDE: He was banging your mom.FRONT: There’s only one thing I want for Christmas.
INSIDE: You. Naked.FRONT: I love elves.
INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party.FRONT: It’s true what they say about Christmas.
INSIDE: It’s fucking awesome.FRONT: It’s that time of year again.
INSIDE: Fuck.
ROBOTS CAN CHEAT
Front: You're the only thing on my mind.
Back: Well, you and that blonde I nailed last night.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re the only thing on my mind.
Back: Well, you and that blonde I nailed last night.
MASTURBATION NATION
Front: All I can do is think about you.
Back: And it's making me touch myself.$5.00 Add to cartFront: All I can do is think about you.
Back: And it’s making me touch myself.
