Front: Happy birthday to my dearest love.
Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?
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Front: As your friend I really have to let you in on something.
Inside: Your haircut is ridiculous.
Front: Another year older.
Inside: And you’re still an asshole.
Front: It must be your birthday.
Inside: I can tell because your boobs are sagging.