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BIRTHDAY BEAR DICK
BirthdayFront: Cheers to another year. Inside: Of dicking around until you die.$5.50 -
“I FEEL DEAD INSIDE” Notepad
NotepadsNeed a notepad to jot down all those things you gotta do? (There's always SO much stuff to do!) This 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined-pages, waiting for your lists.$6.50 -
BEST GIFT OF ALL
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to my dearest love. Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?$5.50 -
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NO CASH VALUE
BirthdayFront: Everyone loves getting money in a card. Inside: But I don't want to put a dollar value on our relationship.$5.50 -
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TRAFFIC STOP
CardsFront: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money? Inside: It's from sex trafficking.$5.00 -
MAIL ORDER BRIDE
WeddingFront: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Inside: Did you buy her off the internet?$5.00 -
STROLLER GIRL
New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?$5.00$2.00 -
STROLLER BOY
New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?$5.00$1.00 -
REINDEER MEAT
CardsFront: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them. Their meat is delicious.$5.00 -
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DUMB MARRIED TYPE
CardsFront: You two are tying the knot? Inside: Talk about dumb and dumber.$5.00$1.00 -
MR AND MRS SEXLESS
CardsFront: Things change when you get married. Inside: Like, you have to stop sleeping around.$5.00 -
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CARDS ARE BEST ANYWAY
CardsFront: You deserve the best Valentine's Day ever. Inside: Too bad all I can afford is this card.$5.00
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BIRTHDAY BEAR DICK
BirthdayFront: Cheers to another year. Inside: Of dicking around until you die.$5.50 -
“I FEEL DEAD INSIDE” Notepad
NotepadsNeed a notepad to jot down all those things you gotta do? (There's always SO much stuff to do!) This 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined-pages, waiting for your lists.$6.50 -
BEST GIFT OF ALL
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to my dearest love. Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?$5.50 -
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NO CASH VALUE
BirthdayFront: Everyone loves getting money in a card. Inside: But I don't want to put a dollar value on our relationship.$5.50 -
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TRAFFIC STOP
CardsFront: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money? Inside: It's from sex trafficking.$5.00 -
MAIL ORDER BRIDE
WeddingFront: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Inside: Did you buy her off the internet?$5.00 -
STROLLER GIRL
New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?$5.00$2.00 -
STROLLER BOY
New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?$5.00$1.00 -
REINDEER MEAT
CardsFront: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them. Their meat is delicious.$5.00 -
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DUMB MARRIED TYPE
CardsFront: You two are tying the knot? Inside: Talk about dumb and dumber.$5.00$1.00 -
MR AND MRS SEXLESS
CardsFront: Things change when you get married. Inside: Like, you have to stop sleeping around.$5.00 -
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CARDS ARE BEST ANYWAY
CardsFront: You deserve the best Valentine's Day ever. Inside: Too bad all I can afford is this card.$5.00
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