Front: You deserve the best Valentine’s Day ever.
Inside: Too bad all I can afford is this card.
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Front: Happy Anniversary.
Inside: Let’s have sex. Please.
Front: I guess it’s time to baby-proof the house.
Inside: You don’t want any of those little buggers getting in.
Front: It’s your anniversary.
Inside: But who the fuck cares? (besides you two)