Romantic
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BATTERY POWERED LOVE
Front: Love is powerful. Back: So are vibrators.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Love is powerful.
Back: So are vibrators. -
DOCTOR OF LOVE
Front: My heart skips a beat every time I see you. Back: Do you think I'm dying?$5.00 Add to cartFront: My heart skips a beat every time I see you.
Back: Do you think I’m dying? -
BOOB IS A FUNNY WORD
Front: I love you. Back: So show me your boobs.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you.
Back: So show me your boobs. -
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WHINY LITTLE BITCHES
Front: Do you know how much I love you? Back: Good. Then shut up.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Do you know how much I love you?
Back: Good. Then shut up. -
FARTS ARE NOT SEXY
Front: I love you. Back: But you fart in your sleep.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you.
Back: But you fart in your sleep. -
I LOVE DOUCHEBAGS
Front: I love you. Back: Even though you're a douchebag.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you.
Back: Even though you’re a douchebag. -
KANGAROOS HATE TALKING
Front: I love you. Back: When you're not talking.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you.
Back: When you’re not talking. -
CUPCAKES MAKE YOU FAT
Front: You're just like a cupcake. You're sweet... Back: And too much of you makes me sick.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re just like a cupcake. You’re sweet…
Back: And too much of you makes me sick. -
PENIS POWER
Front: Have you heard the news? Back: My penis is awesome.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have you heard the news?
Back: My penis is awesome. -
VAGINA POWER
Front: Have you heard the news? Back: My vagina is awesome.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Have you heard the news?
Back: My vagina is awesome. -
MORAL ORAL
Front: I know what I'm giving you for Christmas. Back: Oral.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I know what I’m giving you for Christmas.
Back: Oral. -
BANG BANG BANG
Front: Let's trim the tree and put up the stockings. Back: And then bang until the New Year.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s trim the tree and put up the stockings.
Back: And then bang until the New Year. -
LET’S GET NAKED
Front: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. Back: You. Naked.$5.00 Add to cartFront: There’s only one thing I want for Christmas.
Back: You. Naked. -
MEAT AND MORE MEAT
Front: It's time to celebrate you. Inside: Dinner and a bj?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s time to celebrate you.
Inside: Dinner and a bj? -
KISSING LEADS TO BABIES
Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: Wanna make out?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Birthday.
Inside: Wanna make out? -
YEAH, I’M HORNY
Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: For the record, I'm only giving you this cuz it improves my chances of getting laid.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Birthday.
Inside: For the record, I’m only giving you this cuz it improves my chances of getting laid. -
SCUBBA BOOBA
Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: I like your boobs.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Birthday.
Inside: I like your boobs.
