Front: Happy Birthday.
Back: Wanna make out?
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Front: Another year older and you look great.
Back: Except for that bald patch.
Front: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.
Inside: Shut the fuck up.
Front: I got you the best birthday gift ever.
Inside: But you don’t deserve the best. So I kept it.