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HIPPIE DIPPIE BOLOGNA
Front:Â Have you picked out your Christmas tree? Inside: Or are you one of those tree-loving hippies?$5.00 Add to cartFront:Â Have you picked out your Christmas tree?
Inside: Or are you one of those tree-loving hippies? -
EXPECT THE BEST
Front: This Christmas will be great. Inside: As long as you buy me something fucking amazing.$5.00 Add to cartFront: This Christmas will be great.
Inside: As long as you buy me something fucking amazing. -
COVID BLANK
Front: We’re ready for this asshole virus to fuck off. Inside: Blank$5.00 Add to cartFront: We’re ready for this asshole virus to fuck off.
Inside: Blank
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FUCKING COVID
Front: Sorry we couldn’t celebrate together. Inside: Fucking Covid.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Sorry we couldn’t celebrate together.
Inside:Â Fucking Covid.
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NO CASH VALUE
Front: Everyone loves getting money in a card. Inside: But I don't want to put a dollar value on our relationship.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Everyone loves getting money in a card.
Inside: But I don’t want to put a dollar value on our relationship. -
LOVE MARRIAGE BABIES
Front: First comes love. Then comes marriage. Inside: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.$5.00 Add to cartFront: First comes love. Then comes marriage.
Inside: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids. -
COME CUM
Front: Your birthday is coming... Inside: And I will make you cum on your birthday.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Your birthday is coming…
Inside: And I will make you cum on your birthday. -
LITTLE BRAT
Front: Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.Front: Since it’s your first Mother’s Day I thought I’d get you a card.
Inside: We both know your little brat won’t get you anything.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart -
BIRDS HAVE HOUSES TOO
Front: Your new house is great. Inside: But mine is better.Front: Your new house is great.
Inside: But mine is better.$5.00$2.00 Add to cart -
I WANT YOU TO LEAVE
Front: A little bird told me that you're leaving. Inside: Good riddance.Front: A little bird told me that you’re leaving.
Inside: Good riddance.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart -
LITTLE BRAT
Front: Since it's your first Father's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.Front: Since it’s your first Father’s Day I thought I’d get you a card.
Inside: We both know your little brat won’t get you anything.$5.00$2.00 Add to cart -
OH BABY BABY
Front: I adore babies. Inside: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I adore babies.
Inside: But don’t expect babysitting. Or diaper changes. -
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