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LOVE MARRIAGE BABIES
Front: First comes love. Then comes marriage. Back: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.$5.00 Add to cartFront: First comes love. Then comes marriage.
Back: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.
NO CASH VALUE
Front: Everyone loves getting money in a card. Back: But I don't want to put a dollar value on our relationship.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Everyone loves getting money in a card.
Back: But I don’t want to put a dollar value on our relationship.
COME CUM
Front: Your birthday is coming... Back: And I will make you cum on your birthday.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Your birthday is coming…
Back: And I will make you cum on your birthday.LITTLE BRAT
Front: Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Back: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.Front: Since it’s your first Mother’s Day I thought I’d get you a card.
Back: We both know your little brat won’t get you anything.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartBIRDS HAVE HOUSES TOO
Front: Your new house is great. Back: But mine is better.Front: Your new house is great.
Back: But mine is better.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartI WANT YOU TO LEAVE
Front: A little bird told me that you're leaving. Back: Good riddance.Front: A little bird told me that you’re leaving.
Back: Good riddance.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartLITTLE BRAT
Front: Since it's your first Father's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Back: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.Front: Since it’s your first Father’s Day I thought I’d get you a card.
Back: We both know your little brat won’t get you anything.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart
OH BABY BABY
Front: I adore babies. Back: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I adore babies.
Back: But don’t expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.
BILL MURRAY APPRECIATION DAY
Bill Murray Appreciation Day$2.95 Add to cartBill Murray Appreciation Day
