Front: This Christmas will be great.
Inside: As long as you buy me something fucking amazing.
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Front: Our love is forever.
Inside: But if you die first, I will move on.
Front: Happy Anniversary.
Inside: Let’s have sex. Please.
Front: It’s our anniversary.
Inside: And I actually remembered.