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    COME CUM

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    ASSHOLE KIDS

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    Front: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.
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    SO HARD IT HURTS

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    Front: My heart aches for you. Back: So does my erection.
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    MAKE ME DINNER

    Get Well
    Front: I hope you're out of the hospital soon. Inside: I need someone to make me dinner.
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    MAKE ME A SANDWICH

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    Front: You are an excellent father and husband. Back: Though your cooking sucks.
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    MEN MAKE SPERM

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    Front: For my husband on Father's Day. Back: You have great sperm.
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    BANG BANG BANG

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    Front: Let's trim the tree and put up the stockings. Back: And then bang until the New Year.
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    MEAT AND MORE MEAT

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    SUGAR TITS

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    Front: For your birthday how about a nice dinner and some dancing? Inside: You're paying.
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    SMALL PENIS

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    Front: You always throw the best birthday parties. Inside: Is it to make up for your small penis?
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    AWESOME IS AWESOME

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    Front: Birthdays are awesome. Inside: Unless you're old.
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    WHY GIVE ANYTHING ELSE

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    SAUSI KNOX ROX

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    KISSING LEADS TO BABIES

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    Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: Wanna make out?
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    Front: Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth. Inside: And I'm getting sick of it.
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