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ASSHOLE KIDS
Front: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Having a family with you is a blessing.
Back: But our kids are assholes.
SO HARD IT HURTS
Front: My heart aches for you. Back: So does my erection.$5.00 Add to cartFront: My heart aches for you.
Back: So does my erection.
MAKE ME DINNER
Front: I hope you're out of the hospital soon. Back: I need someone to make me dinner.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I hope you’re out of the hospital soon.
Back: I need someone to make me dinner.
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Front: You are an excellent father and husband. Back: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You are an excellent father and husband.
Back: Though your cooking sucks.
MEN MAKE SPERM
Front: For my husband on Father's Day. Back: You have great sperm.$5.00 Add to cartFront: For my husband on Father’s Day.
Back: You have great sperm.
BANG BANG BANG
Front: Let's trim the tree and put up the stockings. Back: And then bang until the New Year.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s trim the tree and put up the stockings.
Back: And then bang until the New Year.
MEAT AND MORE MEAT
Front: It's time to celebrate you. Back: Dinner and a bj?$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s time to celebrate you.
Back: Dinner and a bj?
SUGAR TITS
Front: For your birthday how about a nice dinner and some dancing? Back: You're paying.$5.00 Add to cartFront: For your birthday how about a nice dinner and some dancing?
Back: You’re paying.
FUCK FRIENDS
Front: I always remember to give you a card for your birthday. Back: You don't have many friends, so it's the least I can do.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I always remember to give you a card for your birthday.
Back: You don’t have many friends, so it’s the least I can do.
SMALL PENIS
Front: You always throw the best birthday parties. Back: Is it to make up for your small penis?$5.00 Add to cartFront: You always throw the best birthday parties.
Back: Is it to make up for your small penis?
AWESOME IS AWESOME
Front: Birthdays are awesome. Back: Unless you're old.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Birthdays are awesome.
Back: Unless you’re old.
WHY GIVE ANYTHING ELSE
Front: I had no idea what to get you for your birthday. Back: So here's a card.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I had no idea what to get you for your birthday.
Back: So here’s a card.
SAUSI KNOX ROX
Front: I love birthdays. Back: Well, not yours.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love birthdays.
Back: Well, not yours.
KISSING LEADS TO BABIES
Front: Happy Birthday. Back: Wanna make out?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Birthday.
Back: Wanna make out?
ENOUGH ALREADY
Front: Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth. Back: And I'm getting sick of it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth.
Back: And I’m getting sick of it.
