Wife
WIFE AND MOTHER
Front: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Back: Seriously. I could use more attention.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother.
Back: Seriously. I could use more attention.
COME CUM
Front: Your birthday is coming... Back: And I will make you cum on your birthday.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Your birthday is coming…
Back: And I will make you cum on your birthday.MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Front: You are an excellent mother and wife. Back: Though your cooking sucks.Front: You are an excellent mother and wife.
Back: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart
ASSHOLE KIDS
Front: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Having a family with you is a blessing.
Back: But our kids are assholes.
WOMEN MAKE BABIES
Front: For my wife on Mother's Day. Back: You are a great baby machine.$5.00 Add to cartFront: For my wife on Mother’s Day.
Back: You are a great baby machine.
SO HARD IT HURTS
Front: My heart aches for you. Back: So does my erection.$5.00 Add to cartFront: My heart aches for you.
Back: So does my erection.
PENIS PARTY
Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Back: But mostly, your penis.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love your body, your mind, and your soul.
Back: But mostly, your penis.
VAGINA PARTY
Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Back: But mostly, your vagina.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love your body, your mind, and your soul.
Back: But mostly, your vagina.
BOOB IS A FUNNY WORD
Front: I love you. Back: So show me your boobs.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you.
Back: So show me your boobs.MAKE ME DINNER
Front: I hope you're out of the hospital soon. Back: I need someone to make me dinner.Front: I hope you’re out of the hospital soon.
Back: I need someone to make me dinner.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart
BANG BANG BANG
Front: Let's trim the tree and put up the stockings. Back: And then bang until the New Year.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s trim the tree and put up the stockings.
Back: And then bang until the New Year.
SUGAR TITS
Front: For your birthday how about a nice dinner and some dancing? Back: You're paying.$5.00 Add to cartFront: For your birthday how about a nice dinner and some dancing?
Back: You’re paying.
FUCK FRIENDS
Front: I always remember to give you a card for your birthday. Back: You don't have many friends, so it's the least I can do.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I always remember to give you a card for your birthday.
Back: You don’t have many friends, so it’s the least I can do.
AWESOME IS AWESOME
Front: Birthdays are awesome. Back: Unless you're old.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Birthdays are awesome.
Back: Unless you’re old.
WHY GIVE ANYTHING ELSE
Front: I had no idea what to get you for your birthday. Back: So here's a card.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I had no idea what to get you for your birthday.
Back: So here’s a card.
SAUSI KNOX ROX
Front: I love birthdays. Back: Well, not yours.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love birthdays.
Back: Well, not yours.
KISSING LEADS TO BABIES
Front: Happy Birthday. Back: Wanna make out?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Birthday.
Back: Wanna make out?
ENOUGH ALREADY
Front: Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth. Back: And I'm getting sick of it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth.
Back: And I’m getting sick of it.
