HAPPY NEW YEAR + A CONTEST!
January 1, 2023
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Quick ViewWIFE AND MOTHER
CardsFront: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Inside: Seriously. I could use more attention.$5.00 -
Quick ViewCOME CUM
BirthdayFront: Your birthday is coming... Inside: And I will make you cum on your birthday.$5.00 -
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Mother's DayFront: You are an excellent mother and wife. Inside: Though your cooking sucks.$2.50 -
Quick ViewASSHOLE KIDS
CardsFront: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 -
Quick ViewWOMEN MAKE BABIES
CardsFront: For my wife on Mother's Day. Inside: You are a great baby machine.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Inside: But mostly, your penis.$5.00 -
Quick ViewVAGINA PARTY
CardsFront: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Inside: But mostly, your vagina.$5.00 -
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Get WellFront: I hope you're out of the hospital soon. Inside: I need someone to make me dinner.$2.50 -
Quick ViewBANG BANG BANG
CardsFront: Let's trim the tree and put up the stockings. Back: And then bang until the New Year.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSUGAR TITS
BirthdayFront: For your birthday how about a nice dinner and some dancing? Inside: You're paying.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFUCK FRIENDS
BirthdayFront: I always remember to give you a card for your birthday. Inside: You don't have many friends, so it's the least I can do.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewWHY GIVE ANYTHING ELSE
BirthdayFront: I had no idea what to get you for your birthday. Inside: So here's a card.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewENOUGH ALREADY
BirthdayFront: Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth. Inside: And I'm getting sick of it.$5.00 -
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WIFE AND MOTHER
CardsFront: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Inside: Seriously. I could use more attention.$5.00 -
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COME CUM
BirthdayFront: Your birthday is coming... Inside: And I will make you cum on your birthday.$5.00 -
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MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Mother's DayFront: You are an excellent mother and wife. Inside: Though your cooking sucks.$2.50 -
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ASSHOLE KIDS
CardsFront: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 -
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WOMEN MAKE BABIES
CardsFront: For my wife on Mother's Day. Inside: You are a great baby machine.$5.00 -
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PENIS PARTY
CardsFront: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Inside: But mostly, your penis.$5.00 -
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VAGINA PARTY
CardsFront: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Inside: But mostly, your vagina.$5.00 -
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MAKE ME DINNER
Get WellFront: I hope you're out of the hospital soon. Inside: I need someone to make me dinner.$2.50 -
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BANG BANG BANG
CardsFront: Let's trim the tree and put up the stockings. Back: And then bang until the New Year.$5.00 -
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SUGAR TITS
BirthdayFront: For your birthday how about a nice dinner and some dancing? Inside: You're paying.$5.00 -
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FUCK FRIENDS
BirthdayFront: I always remember to give you a card for your birthday. Inside: You don't have many friends, so it's the least I can do.$5.00 -
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WHY GIVE ANYTHING ELSE
BirthdayFront: I had no idea what to get you for your birthday. Inside: So here's a card.$5.00 -
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ENOUGH ALREADY
BirthdayFront: Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth. Inside: And I'm getting sick of it.$5.00 -
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