Wife
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WIFE AND MOTHER
Front: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Inside: Seriously. I could use more attention.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother.
Inside: Seriously. I could use more attention. -
COME CUM
Front: Your birthday is coming... Inside: And I will make you cum on your birthday.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Your birthday is coming…
Inside: And I will make you cum on your birthday. -
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Front: You are an excellent mother and wife. Inside: Though your cooking sucks.Front: You are an excellent mother and wife.
Inside: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart -
ASSHOLE KIDS
Front: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Having a family with you is a blessing.
Back: But our kids are assholes. -
WOMEN MAKE BABIES
Front: For my wife on Mother's Day. Inside: You are a great baby machine.$5.00 Add to cartFront: For my wife on Mother’s Day.
Inside: You are a great baby machine. -
SO HARD IT HURTS
Front: My heart aches for you. Back: So does my erection.$5.00 Add to cartFront: My heart aches for you.
Back: So does my erection. -
PENIS PARTY
Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Back: But mostly, your penis.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love your body, your mind, and your soul.
Back: But mostly, your penis. -
VAGINA PARTY
Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Back: But mostly, your vagina.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love your body, your mind, and your soul.
Back: But mostly, your vagina. -
BOOB IS A FUNNY WORD
Front: I love you. Back: So show me your boobs.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you.
Back: So show me your boobs. -
MAKE ME DINNER
Front: I hope you're out of the hospital soon. Inside: I need someone to make me dinner.Front: I hope you’re out of the hospital soon.
Inside: I need someone to make me dinner.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart -
BANG BANG BANG
Front: Let's trim the tree and put up the stockings. Back: And then bang until the New Year.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s trim the tree and put up the stockings.
Back: And then bang until the New Year. -
SUGAR TITS
Front: For your birthday how about a nice dinner and some dancing? Inside: You're paying.$5.00 Add to cartFront: For your birthday how about a nice dinner and some dancing?
Inside: You’re paying. -
FUCK FRIENDS
Front: I always remember to give you a card for your birthday. Inside: You don't have many friends, so it's the least I can do.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I always remember to give you a card for your birthday.
Inside: You don’t have many friends, so it’s the least I can do. -
AWESOME IS AWESOME
Front: Birthdays are awesome. Inside: Unless you're old.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Birthdays are awesome.
Inside: Unless you’re old. -
WHY GIVE ANYTHING ELSE
Front: I had no idea what to get you for your birthday. Inside: So here's a card.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I had no idea what to get you for your birthday.
Inside: So here’s a card. -
SAUSI KNOX ROX
Front: I love birthdays. Inside: Well, not yours.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love birthdays.
Inside: Well, not yours. -
KISSING LEADS TO BABIES
Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: Wanna make out?$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Birthday.
Inside: Wanna make out? -
ENOUGH ALREADY
Front: Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth. Inside: And I'm getting sick of it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth.
Inside: And I’m getting sick of it.
