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January 26, 2026
Retirement
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Quick ViewSHITTY ATTITUDE
RetirementFront: I'm happy to hear that you're retiring. Inside: Now I don't have to put up with your shitty attitude.$5.95 -
Quick ViewI WANT YOU GONE
RetirementFront: It's great that you're retiring. Inside: I've been wanting to get rid of you for years.$5.00 -
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RetirementFront: I heard you retired. Inside: Are you out of your fucking mind?$5.00 -
Quick ViewSUCKERS MOTHERFUCKERS
RetirementFront: Congrats on your retirement. Inside: Work is for suckers anyway.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSOON IT WILL ALL END
RetirementFront: Retirement is an important step in a person's life. Inside: It's also the last step before death.$5.00 -
Quick ViewTOO OLD TO WORK
RetirementFront: I heard you're retiring. Inside: Finally admitting you're too old?$5.95 -
Quick ViewTOO OLD TO RETIRE
RetirementFront: Finally retiring? Inside: Should you have done that years ago?$5.00 -
Quick ViewJOBLESS LOSER
RetirementFront: Wow, so you're retiring. Inside: I didn't even know you had a job.$5.00 -
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RetirementFront: You've finally retired. Inside: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewBEER BELLY BUTTON
RetirementFront: It's time to retire, huh? Inside: What from? Sitting on the couch?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95.
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SHITTY ATTITUDE
RetirementFront: I'm happy to hear that you're retiring. Inside: Now I don't have to put up with your shitty attitude.$5.95 -
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I WANT YOU GONE
RetirementFront: It's great that you're retiring. Inside: I've been wanting to get rid of you for years.$5.00 -
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OUT OF YOUR MIND
RetirementFront: I heard you retired. Inside: Are you out of your fucking mind?$5.00 -
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SUCKERS MOTHERFUCKERS
RetirementFront: Congrats on your retirement. Inside: Work is for suckers anyway.$5.95 -
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SOON IT WILL ALL END
RetirementFront: Retirement is an important step in a person's life. Inside: It's also the last step before death.$5.00 -
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TOO OLD TO WORK
RetirementFront: I heard you're retiring. Inside: Finally admitting you're too old?$5.95 -
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TOO OLD TO RETIRE
RetirementFront: Finally retiring? Inside: Should you have done that years ago?$5.00 -
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JOBLESS LOSER
RetirementFront: Wow, so you're retiring. Inside: I didn't even know you had a job.$5.00 -
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SETTLE DOWN MAN
RetirementFront: You've finally retired. Inside: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Sale!Quick View
BEER BELLY BUTTON
RetirementFront: It's time to retire, huh? Inside: What from? Sitting on the couch?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95.
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