Front: You are a great husband and father.
Inside: But it’s time for the snip-snip
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Front: I’m so excited that you’re having a baby.
Inside: Because I sure as hell don’t want one.
Front: It’s our anniversary.
Inside: And I actually remembered.
Front: Happy Anniversary.
Inside: Let’s have sex. Please.