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Front: I built a snowman, but he melted. Back: What a dick.
Front: Grow some balls.
Front: Can I touch your willy?
I like you better naked.
Can I touch your willy?
Front: Hey there Valentine. Back: Penetrate me.
Front: Just thought you should know that I’m thinking about you. Back: And you’re naked.
Front: I don’t know how to thank you. Back: Can I use my genitals?
Front: My heart aches for you. Back: So does my erection.
Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Back: But mostly, your penis.
Front: I love you so much. Back: I get a boner just looking at you.
Front: Sending you hugs and kisses. Back: And lots of genital touching.
Front: Have you heard the news? Back: My penis is awesome.
Front: For my husband on Father’s Day. Back: You have great sperm.
Front: Congratulations. Back: You finally grew a pair.
Front: I sat on Santa’s lap. Back: It gave him a boner.