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Front: You are a great husband and father. Back: But it’s time for the snip-snip
Front: Frosty was at the winter carnival. Back: He was flashing everyone his carrot wang.
Front: You graduated. Back: I though you could only think with your penis.
Front: I built a snowman, but he melted. Back: What a dick.
Grow some balls.
Can I touch your willy?
I like you better naked.
Front: Hey there Valentine. Back: Penetrate me.
Front: Just thought you should know that I’m thinking about you. Back: And you’re naked.
Front: I don’t know how to thank you. Back: Can I use my genitals?
Front: My heart aches for you. Back: So does my erection.
Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Back: But mostly, your penis.
Front: I love you so much. Back: I get a boner just looking at you.
Front: Sending you hugs and kisses. Back: And lots of genital touching.
Front: Have you heard the news? Back: My penis is awesome.