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Front: I built a snowman, but he melted. Back: What a dick.
Front: Pickle DayBack:
Front: Grow some balls.
Front: Can I touch your willy?
I like you better naked.
Front: Can I touch your willy?Back:
Front: Hey there Valentine.Back: Penetrate me.
Front: I don’t know how to thank you. Back: Can I use my genitals?
Front: My heart aches for you.Back: So does my erection.
Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul.Back: But mostly, your penis.
Front: I love you so much.Back: I get a boner just looking at you.
Front: Have you heard the news? Back: My penis is awesome.
Front: For my husband on Father’s Day. Back: You have great sperm.
Front: Congratulations.Back: You finally grew a pair.
Front: I sat on Santa’s lap.Back: It gave him a boner.
Front: Rudolph is the best.Back: He has a really big dick.
Front: It was good while it lasted.Back: But you always came too early.