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    STICKER SHEET

    Stickers
    This vinyl sticker sheet measures 10.2cm x 15.2cm and contains 5 stickers in various sizes.  It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).
    $6.00
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    NOT YOUR SPERM

    Cards
    Front: You're like a dad to me. Inside: I didn't spawn from your seed, but I know you love me.
    $5.50
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    SNIP SNIP TIME

    Cards
    Front: You are a great husband and father. Inside: But it's time for the snip-snip
    $5.50
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    CARROT WANG

    Cards
    Front: Frosty was at the winter carnival. Inside: He was flashing everyone his carrot wang.
    $5.50
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    PENIS FOR BRAINS

    Graduation
    Front: You graduated. Inside: I though you could only think with your penis.
    $1.00
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    DICKMAN

    Cards
    Front: I built a snowman, but he melted. Inside: What a dick.
    $5.50
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    PICKLE DAY

    Postcard
    Pickle Day
    $1.00
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    CAN I TOUCH YOUR WILLY?

    Everyday Magnets
    Can I touch your willy?
    $4.00
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    PENETRATION DAY

    Cards
    Front: Hey there Valentine. Inside: Penetrate me.
    $5.00
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    I’M A PERVERT

    Cards
    Front: Just thought you should know that I'm thinking about you. Back: And you're naked.
    $5.00
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    GENEROUS GENITALS

    Cards
    Front: I don't know how to thank you. Inside: Can I use my genitals?
    $5.00
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    SO HARD IT HURTS

    Cards
    Front: My heart aches for you. Back: So does my erection.
    $5.00
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    PENIS PARTY

    Cards
    Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Inside: But mostly, your penis.
    $5.00
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    BONER ALERT

    Cards
    Front: I love you so much. Inside: I get a boner just looking at you.
    $5.00
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    HUGS AND KISSES

    Cards
    Front: Sending you hugs and kisses. Inside: And lots of genital touching.
    $5.00
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    PENIS POWER

    Cards
    Front: Have you heard the news? Inside: My penis is awesome.
    $5.00
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    MEN MAKE SPERM

    Cards
    Front: For my husband on Father's Day. Back: You have great sperm.
    $5.00
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    BALLS BALLS BALLS

    Cards
    Front: Congratulations. Inside: You finally grew a pair.
    $5.00
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    LIMITED EDITION

    Cards
    Front: I sat on Santa's lap. Inside: It gave him a boner.
    $5.50
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    RUDY RUDY RUDY

    Cards
    Front: Rudolph is the best. Inside: He has a really big dick.
    $5.00
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    CUM ONE CUM ALL

    Break Up
    Front: It was good while it lasted. Inside: But you always came too early.
    $5.00
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    TEENIE TINY WEENIE

    Break Up
    Front: I heard about the break up. Inside: Small wiener?
    $5.00
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    SMALL PENIS

    Birthday
    Front: You always throw the best birthday parties. Inside: Is it to make up for your small penis?
    $5.00
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    COCKSUCKING BIRTHDAY

    Birthday
    Front: Make a wish and blow out your candles. Inside: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker.
    $5.50

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  • Quick View

    STICKER SHEET

    Stickers
    This vinyl sticker sheet measures 10.2cm x 15.2cm and contains 5 stickers in various sizes.  It has an easy peel backing and is waterproof (meaning you can stick it on your favourite water bottle and not worry about putting it in the dishwasher).
    $6.00
  • Quick View

    NOT YOUR SPERM

    Cards
    Front: You're like a dad to me. Inside: I didn't spawn from your seed, but I know you love me.
    $5.50
  • Quick View

    SNIP SNIP TIME

    Cards
    Front: You are a great husband and father. Inside: But it's time for the snip-snip
    $5.50
  • Quick View

    CARROT WANG

    Cards
    Front: Frosty was at the winter carnival. Inside: He was flashing everyone his carrot wang.
    $5.50
  • Sale!
    Quick View

    PENIS FOR BRAINS

    Graduation
    Front: You graduated. Inside: I though you could only think with your penis.
    $1.00
  • Quick View

    DICKMAN

    Cards
    Front: I built a snowman, but he melted. Inside: What a dick.
    $5.50
  • Sale!
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    PICKLE DAY

    Postcard
    Pickle Day
    $1.00
  • Quick View

    CAN I TOUCH YOUR WILLY?

    Everyday Magnets
    Can I touch your willy?
    $4.00
  • Quick View

    PENETRATION DAY

    Cards
    Front: Hey there Valentine. Inside: Penetrate me.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    I’M A PERVERT

    Cards
    Front: Just thought you should know that I'm thinking about you. Back: And you're naked.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    GENEROUS GENITALS

    Cards
    Front: I don't know how to thank you. Inside: Can I use my genitals?
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    SO HARD IT HURTS

    Cards
    Front: My heart aches for you. Back: So does my erection.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    PENIS PARTY

    Cards
    Front: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Inside: But mostly, your penis.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    BONER ALERT

    Cards
    Front: I love you so much. Inside: I get a boner just looking at you.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    HUGS AND KISSES

    Cards
    Front: Sending you hugs and kisses. Inside: And lots of genital touching.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    PENIS POWER

    Cards
    Front: Have you heard the news? Inside: My penis is awesome.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    MEN MAKE SPERM

    Cards
    Front: For my husband on Father's Day. Back: You have great sperm.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    BALLS BALLS BALLS

    Cards
    Front: Congratulations. Inside: You finally grew a pair.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    LIMITED EDITION

    Cards
    Front: I sat on Santa's lap. Inside: It gave him a boner.
    $5.50
  • Quick View

    RUDY RUDY RUDY

    Cards
    Front: Rudolph is the best. Inside: He has a really big dick.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    CUM ONE CUM ALL

    Break Up
    Front: It was good while it lasted. Inside: But you always came too early.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    TEENIE TINY WEENIE

    Break Up
    Front: I heard about the break up. Inside: Small wiener?
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    SMALL PENIS

    Birthday
    Front: You always throw the best birthday parties. Inside: Is it to make up for your small penis?
    $5.00
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    COCKSUCKING BIRTHDAY

    Birthday
    Front: Make a wish and blow out your candles. Inside: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker.
    $5.50
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