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Front: You are a great husband and father. Back: But it’s time for the snip-snip
Front: Frosty was at the winter carnival. Back: He was flashing everyone his carrot wang.
Front: I built a snowman, but he melted. Back: What a dick.
Stick your dick in me.
Grow some balls.
I like you better naked.
Front: Hey there Valentine. Back: Penetrate me.
Front: I want you to be my Valentine. Back: And I want you to stick your dick in me.
Front: Just thought you should know that I’m thinking about you. Back: And you’re naked.
Front: I don’t know how to thank you. Back: Can I use my genitals?
Front: Sorry that happened. Back: People can be real dicks.
Front: Sending you hugs and kisses. Back: And lots of genital touching.
Front: Have you heard the news? Back: My penis is awesome.
Front: I sat on Santa’s lap. Back: It gave him a boner.
Front: Rudolph is the best. Back: He has a really big dick.