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BIRTHDAY BEAR DICK
BirthdayFront: Cheers to another year. Inside: Of dicking around until you die.$5.50 -
NOT YOUR SPERM
CardsFront: You're like a dad to me. Inside: I didn't spawn from your seed, but I know you love me.$5.50 -
MOUSEPAD – NAUGHTY CHICK
MousepadsFreshen up your vulgar vocabulary while you work with this mousepad!$22.00 -
SNIP SNIP TIME
CardsFront: You are a great husband and father. Inside: But it's time for the snip-snip$5.50 -
CARROT WANG
CardsFront: Frosty was at the winter carnival. Inside: He was flashing everyone his carrot wang.$5.50 -
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STICK IT TO ME
CardsFront: I want you to be my Valentine. Inside: And I want you to stick your dick in me.$5.00 -
I’M A PERVERT
CardsFront: Just thought you should know that I'm thinking about you. Back: And you're naked.$5.00 -
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HUGS AND KISSES
CardsFront: Sending you hugs and kisses. Inside: And lots of genital touching.$5.00 -
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SMALL PENIS
BirthdayFront: You always throw the best birthday parties. Inside: Is it to make up for your small penis?$5.00 -
COCKSUCKING BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: Make a wish and blow out your candles. Inside: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker.$5.50
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