Front: Make a wish and blow out your candles.
Inside: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker.

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Front: Make a wish and blow out your candles.
Inside: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker.
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Front: Make a wish and blow out your candles.
Inside: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker.
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Front: Make a wish and blow out your candles.
Inside: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker.
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Front: Make a wish and blow out your candles.
Inside: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker.
Julie Messinger (verified owner) –
Probably the best card of all time. I save this one for the favorite men in my life… who of course have a fantastic sense of humor and don’t suck.
Nikki –
You can give it to women too! 😉
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Julie Messinger (verified owner) –
Probably the best card of all time. I save this one for the favorite men in my life… who of course have a fantastic sense of humor and don’t suck.
Nikki –
You can give it to women too! 😉