THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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SaleFront: You'll make a beautiful bride. Inside: But you should probably lose the moustache.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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CardsFront: I heard you don't have a Valentine yet. Back: I bet it's because you're ugly.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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RetirementFront: You've finally retired. Inside: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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RetirementFront: It's time to retire, huh? Inside: What from? Sitting on the couch?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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CardsFront: You should know that we really miss you. Back: Though this peace and quiet has been really nice.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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CardsFront: I really miss you guys. Back: Just kidding. I almost forgot about you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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CardsFront: I miss everyone so much. Back: Except for you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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LoveFront: Kiss me. Inside: Now bitch.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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New JobFront: Heard you got that job. Back: So is hooking just a part-time thing now?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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New JobFront: I heard you got a promotion. Back: Way to sleep your way to the top.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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New HomeFront: Congratulations on your new home. Back: Looks like a real fixer upper.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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HanukkahFront: Hanukkah is here. Inside: I'll take my first gift now.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Good LuckFront: Good luck. Inside: You little twerp.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Good LuckFront: You'll do awesome. Inside: Yes, that's sarcasm.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Get WellFront: You're in the hospital? Inside: Loser.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Get WellFront: I'm sorry you're not feeling well. Inside: But better you than me.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Get WellFront: I heard what happened. Inside: Wow, you just can't do anything right.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Get WellFront: I hope you're out of the hospital soon. Inside: I need someone to make me dinner.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95.
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CURLY HAIRED FUCKER
CardsFront: I always knew you two would get married. Inside: But that doesn't mean I approve.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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I CAN’T BELIEVE IT
CardsFront: So you're engaged? Inside: I'm surprised someone considers you marriage material.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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UPPER LIP HAIR
SaleFront: You'll make a beautiful bride. Inside: But you should probably lose the moustache.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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DUMB MARRIED TYPE
SaleFront: You two are tying the knot? Inside: Talk about dumb and dumber.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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UGLIES BUMPIN UGLIES
CardsFront: I heard you don't have a Valentine yet. Back: I bet it's because you're ugly.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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BONE CRACKER
CardsFront: I hope you've been thinking about me as much as I've been thinking about you. Back: If not I might have to break your legs.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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HIPPOS PLAY GUITAR
SaleFront: I'm sorry. Back: That it didn't happen sooner.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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SETTLE DOWN MAN
RetirementFront: You've finally retired. Inside: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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BEER BELLY BUTTON
RetirementFront: It's time to retire, huh? Inside: What from? Sitting on the couch?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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HURRICANE AND TORNADO
CardsFront: You should know that we really miss you. Back: Though this peace and quiet has been really nice.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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LOVE STINKS
CardsFront: I really miss you guys. Back: Just kidding. I almost forgot about you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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UNICORNS ARE MAGICAL
CardsFront: I miss everyone so much. Back: Except for you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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SMOOCHIE
LoveFront: Kiss me. Inside: Now bitch.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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KANGAROOS HATE TALKING
LoveFront: I love you. Inside: When you're not talking.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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WHORE CEO
New JobFront: Heard you got that job. Back: So is hooking just a part-time thing now?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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ALWAYS ON TOP
New JobFront: I heard you got a promotion. Back: Way to sleep your way to the top.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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GET A NEW, NEW HOUSE
New HomeFront: Congratulations on your new home. Back: Looks like a real fixer upper.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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GIFT TIMES EIGHT
HanukkahFront: Hanukkah is here. Inside: I'll take my first gift now.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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COWS ARE TWERPS
Good LuckFront: Good luck. Inside: You little twerp.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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SARCASM RULES
Good LuckFront: You'll do awesome. Inside: Yes, that's sarcasm.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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ONLY LOSERS GET SICK
Get WellFront: You're in the hospital? Inside: Loser.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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GLAD IT’S NOT ME
Get WellFront: I'm sorry you're not feeling well. Inside: But better you than me.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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ERIC, DON’T BREAK BONES
Get WellFront: I heard what happened. Inside: Wow, you just can't do anything right.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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MAKE ME DINNER
Get WellFront: I hope you're out of the hospital soon. Inside: I need someone to make me dinner.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95.
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