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January 26, 2026
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New BabyFront: Congrats on the addition to your family. Inside: Must say, this baby is not your best work.$5.95 -
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New BabyFront: You are going to make excellent parents. Inside: Just do the opposite of whatever your parents did.$5.95 -
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New BabyFront: Congratulations on the new baby. Inside: But shame on you for engaging in premarital sex.$5.95 -
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New BabyInside: Thing 4. They can rip your vagina apart during delivery, but you'll love that little bugger more than anything in the world. (Or they can be forcefully cut from your stomach while you're awake... either way, you'll need stitches, but you won't care cause you love them.)$5.95 -
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New BabyInside: Tip 4. Talk to your parents + grandparents. (Want to feel better about being a parent? Ask an older generation about how they took care of babies. They did some crazy shit and still managed to keep your family tree going.)$5.95 -
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New BabyFront: It's a girl. Inside: Or is it?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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New BabyFront: I heard you got knocked up. Inside: Congratulations. I guess.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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New BabyFront: I adore babies. Inside: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.$5.00 -
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New BabyFront: What a beautiful baby Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital.$5.00 -
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New BabyFront: So sweet and innocent. Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together.$5.00 -
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New BabyFront: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.$5.95 -
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New BabyFront: Congrats on a great addition to the family. Inside: Though a dog would have been a better choice.$5.00 -
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New BabyFront: Congrats on another beautiful baby. Inside: You must have a huge vagina.$5.95 -
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New BabyFront: You have a beautiful pregnant glow. Inside: And your tits are huge.$5.95 -
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New BabyFront: Your baby deserves the best. Inside: So hand it over to me and I'll raise it.$5.00 -
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New BabyFront: I heard you're expecting. Inside: I guess you don't believe in safe sex.$5.00
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YOU’VE DONE BETTER
New BabyFront: Congrats on the addition to your family. Inside: Must say, this baby is not your best work.$5.95 -
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DO BETTER
New BabyFront: You are going to make excellent parents. Inside: Just do the opposite of whatever your parents did.$5.95 -
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SEX CAME FIRST
New BabyFront: Congratulations on the new baby. Inside: But shame on you for engaging in premarital sex.$5.95 -
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CRAZY BABY
New BabyInside: Thing 4. They can rip your vagina apart during delivery, but you'll love that little bugger more than anything in the world. (Or they can be forcefully cut from your stomach while you're awake... either way, you'll need stitches, but you won't care cause you love them.)$5.95 -
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JUST DON’T KILL IT
New BabyInside: Tip 4. Talk to your parents + grandparents. (Want to feel better about being a parent? Ask an older generation about how they took care of babies. They did some crazy shit and still managed to keep your family tree going.)$5.95 -
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IT’S A GIRL
New BabyFront: It's a girl. Inside: Or is it?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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YOU GOT KNOCKED UP
New BabyFront: I heard you got knocked up. Inside: Congratulations. I guess.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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STROLLER BOY
New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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OH BABY BABY
New BabyFront: I adore babies. Inside: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.$5.00 -
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TOO CUTE FOR YOU
New BabyFront: What a beautiful baby Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital.$5.00 -
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STICKY SOCKS
New BabyFront: So sweet and innocent. Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together.$5.00 -
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BABY BITCH SPICE
New BabyFront: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.$5.95 -
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PUP PUP PUPPY
New BabyFront: Congrats on a great addition to the family. Inside: Though a dog would have been a better choice.$5.00 -
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BIG BABY BIGGER VAGINA
New BabyFront: Congrats on another beautiful baby. Inside: You must have a huge vagina.$5.95 -
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BIG OL TITTIES
New BabyFront: You have a beautiful pregnant glow. Inside: And your tits are huge.$5.95 -
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BLAME THE DINGO
New BabyFront: Your baby deserves the best. Inside: So hand it over to me and I'll raise it.$5.00 -
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SAFETY FIRST
New BabyFront: I heard you're expecting. Inside: I guess you don't believe in safe sex.$5.00
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