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Front: You deserve a huge birthday celebration.
Inside: But I’m just giving you a card and buying take-out.
Front: Today is all about you.
Inside: You’re so selfish.
Front: We’re ready for this asshole virus to fuck off.
Front: You deserve to be celebrated.
Inside: You do a lot of crazy shit… And you’re still alive.
Front: We’ve all been thinking about you.
Inside: And we’ve decided we don’t like you anymore.
Front: I’m having a big Christmas party.
Inside: But you’re not invited.
What the damn hell?
TV Talk Show Host Day
Steak and A Blowjob Day
You look like shit.
I need to get laid.
Front: You say you don’t care about Valentine’s Day?
Inside: But I know that’s a fucking lie.
Front: I have the best Valentine’s Day gift for you.
Inside: My naked body.