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Front: You deserve to be celebrated. Back: You do a lot of crazy shit… And you’re still alive.
Front: We’ve all been thinking about you. Back: And we’ve decided we don’t like you anymore.
Front: I’m having a big Christmas party. Back: But you’re not invited.
What the damn hell?
TV Talk Show Host Day
Steak and A Blowjob Day
Front: You look like shit.
I need to get laid.
You look like shit.
Front: You say you don’t care about Valentine’s Day? Back: But I know that’s a fucking lie.
Front: I have the best Valentine’s Day gift for you. Back: My naked body.
Front: I’m happy to hear that you’re retiring. Back: Now I don’t have to put up with your shitty attitude.
Front: For my wife on Mother’s Day. Back: You are a great baby machine.
Front: You have a beautiful new home. Back: But your furniture sucks.