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What the damn hell?
Front: Underwear DayBack:
Front: TV Talk Show Host DayBack:
Front: Steak and A Blowjob DayBack:
Front: You look like shit.
Front: I need to get laid.
You look like shit.
Front: I need to get laid.Back:
Front: You say you don’t care about Valentine’s Day?Back: But I know that’s a fucking lie.
Front: I have the best Valentine’s Day gift for you.Back: My naked body.
Front: I’m happy to hear that you’re retiring.Back: Now I don’t have to put up with your shitty attitude.
Front: For my wife on Mother’s Day.Back: You are a great baby machine.
Front: You have a beautiful new home.Back: But your furniture sucks.
Front: Congratulations.Back: So you don’t have shit for brains.
Front: Bye.Back: I thought you’d never leave.
Front: For my husband on Father’s Day. Back: You have great sperm.
Front: Let’s go celebrate. Back: I’ll get the hookers. You get the blow.
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