Front: Today is all about you.
Inside: You’re so selfish.
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Front: It must be your birthday.
Inside: I can tell because your boobs are sagging.
Front: Another year older.
Inside: And you’re still an asshole.
Front: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you.
Inside: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.