Front: Today is all about you.
Inside: You’re so selfish.
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Front: As your friend I really have to let you in on something.
Inside: Your haircut is ridiculous.
Front: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you.
Inside: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.
Front: Happy Birthday.
Inside: Wanna make out?