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Front: Being alone on Valentine’s Day is okay. Back: As long as you don’t mind masturbating.
Front: I have the best Valentine’s Day gift for you. Back: My naked body.
Front: Valentine’s Day is about love and spending time together. Back: But I’d prefer chocolate.
Front: This Valentine’s Day there’s one thing we should do. Back: Fuck.
Front: Happy Valentine’s Day. Back: Let’s get freaky.
Front: Don’t worry about being alone on Valentine’s Day. Back: That’s what hookers are for.
Front: There’s one reason I’m giving you this card. Back: The card companies tell me I have to.
Front: I heard you don’t have a Valentine yet. Back: I bet it’s because you’re ugly.
Front: Will you be my Valentine? Back: Wait, you like to put out. Right?
Front: Will you be my Valentine? Back: I like you cuz you’re slutty.