Front: You’ve been such a good parent.
Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.
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Front: Word on the street is that you’re having a baby.
Front: I’m so excited that you’re having a baby.
Inside: Because I sure as hell don’t want one.
Front: Our love is forever.
Inside: But if you die first, I will move on.