Father's Day
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LOW LEVEL POSITION
CardsFront: You are a fantastic dad. Inside: It's a shit job, but you're great at it.$5.50 -
DEAD OR ALIVE
CardsFront: Happy Father's Day. Inside: Thanks for all the shit you did to keep me alive.$5.50 -
NOT YOUR SPERM
CardsFront: You're like a dad to me. Inside: I didn't spawn from your seed, but I know you love me.$5.50 -
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BAD DADDY
Father's DayFront: Congratulations on your first Father's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.$5.00$1.00 -
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NEVER REGRET
Father's DayFront: It's your first Father's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?$5.00$1.00 -
LITTLE BRAT
Father's DayFront: Since it's your first Father's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.$5.00$1.00 -
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NO ONE BETTER
CardsFront: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.$5.00 -
ROLE REVERSAL
CardsFront: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.$5.00 -
AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
CardsFront: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 -
BABY BUTTMUNCH
CardsFront: You're the best parent ever. Inside: Even if you dropped me a bunch.$5.00 -
TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER
CardsFront: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.$5.00 -
SCREW UP UP SCREW
CardsFront: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 -
GOOD NOT GREAT
CardsFront: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00 -
ASSHOLE KIDS
CardsFront: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 -
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YOU SUFFOCATE ME
CardsFront: Living away from you has taught me one thing. Back: You were suffocating me.$5.00 -
LOSER ALERT
CardsFront: You deserve a wonderful Father's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
ASS PAIN
CardsFront: Father's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 -
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MAKE ME A SANDWICH
CardsFront: You are an excellent father and husband. Back: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00
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LOW LEVEL POSITION
CardsFront: You are a fantastic dad. Inside: It's a shit job, but you're great at it.$5.50 -
DEAD OR ALIVE
CardsFront: Happy Father's Day. Inside: Thanks for all the shit you did to keep me alive.$5.50 -
NOT YOUR SPERM
CardsFront: You're like a dad to me. Inside: I didn't spawn from your seed, but I know you love me.$5.50 -
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BAD DADDY
Father's DayFront: Congratulations on your first Father's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.$5.00$1.00 -
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NEVER REGRET
Father's DayFront: It's your first Father's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?$5.00$1.00 -
LITTLE BRAT
Father's DayFront: Since it's your first Father's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.$5.00$1.00 -
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NO ONE BETTER
CardsFront: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.$5.00 -
ROLE REVERSAL
CardsFront: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.$5.00 -
AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
CardsFront: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 -
BABY BUTTMUNCH
CardsFront: You're the best parent ever. Inside: Even if you dropped me a bunch.$5.00 -
TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER
CardsFront: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.$5.00 -
SCREW UP UP SCREW
CardsFront: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 -
GOOD NOT GREAT
CardsFront: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00 -
ASSHOLE KIDS
CardsFront: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 -
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YOU SUFFOCATE ME
CardsFront: Living away from you has taught me one thing. Back: You were suffocating me.$5.00 -
LOSER ALERT
CardsFront: You deserve a wonderful Father's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
ASS PAIN
CardsFront: Father's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 -
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MAKE ME A SANDWICH
CardsFront: You are an excellent father and husband. Back: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00
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