
Father's Day
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CRAZY ASSHOLES
Father's DayFront: Dads, stepdads, grandpas, and fathers-in-law... Inside: Are they all complete assholes or just you?$5.95 -
QUIT YOUR DAY JOB
Father's DayFront: Being a stay-at-home dad is the hardest job in the world. Inside: Are you ready to quit yet?$5.95 -
FEED ME
Father's DayFront: You've always taken great care of me dad. Inside: I'm hungry, can you get me a snack?$5.95 -
TIME TO FUCK OFF
Father's DayFront: Dad, you did a great job raising me. Inside: But I'm an adult now, so you can back the fuck off.$5.95 -
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LOW LEVEL POSITION
Father's DayFront: You are a fantastic dad. Inside: It's a shit job, but you're great at it.$5.95 -
DEAD OR ALIVE
Father's DayFront: Happy Father's Day. Inside: Thanks for all the shit you did to keep me alive.$5.95 -
NOT YOUR SPERM
Father's DayFront: You're like a dad to me. Inside: I didn't spawn from your seed, but I know you love me.$5.95 -
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ALL ABOUT YOU DAD
Father's DayFront: Today is all about you dad. Inside: You self-entitled jerk.$5.00 -
BAD DADDY
Father's DayFront: Congratulations on your first Father's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
CAN’T CUT CORD
Father's DayFront: Dad. Inside: Cut the cord already.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
NEVER REGRET
Father's DayFront: It's your first Father's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
LITTLE BRAT
Father's DayFront: Since it's your first Father's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
MOMMY ISSUES
Father's DayFront: I love you dad. Inside: But where's my mommy?$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
NO ONE BETTER
ParentingFront: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.$5.95 -
ROLE REVERSAL
ParentingFront: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.$5.00 -
AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
ParentingFront: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 -
BABY BUTTMUNCH
ParentingFront: You're the best parent ever. Inside: Even if you dropped me a bunch.$5.00 -
TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER
ParentingFront: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.$5.00 -
SCREW UP UP SCREW
ParentingFront: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 -
GOOD NOT GREAT
ParentingFront: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00 -
ASSHOLE KIDS
ParentingFront: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 -
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CRAZY ASSHOLES
Father's DayFront: Dads, stepdads, grandpas, and fathers-in-law... Inside: Are they all complete assholes or just you?$5.95 -
QUIT YOUR DAY JOB
Father's DayFront: Being a stay-at-home dad is the hardest job in the world. Inside: Are you ready to quit yet?$5.95 -
FEED ME
Father's DayFront: You've always taken great care of me dad. Inside: I'm hungry, can you get me a snack?$5.95 -
TIME TO FUCK OFF
Father's DayFront: Dad, you did a great job raising me. Inside: But I'm an adult now, so you can back the fuck off.$5.95 -
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LOW LEVEL POSITION
Father's DayFront: You are a fantastic dad. Inside: It's a shit job, but you're great at it.$5.95 -
DEAD OR ALIVE
Father's DayFront: Happy Father's Day. Inside: Thanks for all the shit you did to keep me alive.$5.95 -
NOT YOUR SPERM
Father's DayFront: You're like a dad to me. Inside: I didn't spawn from your seed, but I know you love me.$5.95 -
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ALL ABOUT YOU DAD
Father's DayFront: Today is all about you dad. Inside: You self-entitled jerk.$5.00 -
BAD DADDY
Father's DayFront: Congratulations on your first Father's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
CAN’T CUT CORD
Father's DayFront: Dad. Inside: Cut the cord already.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
NEVER REGRET
Father's DayFront: It's your first Father's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
LITTLE BRAT
Father's DayFront: Since it's your first Father's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
MOMMY ISSUES
Father's DayFront: I love you dad. Inside: But where's my mommy?$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
NO ONE BETTER
ParentingFront: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.$5.95 -
ROLE REVERSAL
ParentingFront: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.$5.00 -
AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
ParentingFront: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 -
BABY BUTTMUNCH
ParentingFront: You're the best parent ever. Inside: Even if you dropped me a bunch.$5.00 -
TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER
ParentingFront: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.$5.00 -
SCREW UP UP SCREW
ParentingFront: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 -
GOOD NOT GREAT
ParentingFront: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00 -
ASSHOLE KIDS
ParentingFront: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 -
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