Mom
NO ONE BETTER
Front: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You made me the person I am today.
Back: Good job. I’m fucking awesome.
ROLE REVERSAL
Front: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me.
Back: Not I’m stuck taking care of you.
AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
Front: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You did your best raising me.
Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.
BABY BUTTMUNCH
Front: You're the best parent ever. Back: Even if you dropped me a bunch.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re the best parent ever.
Back: Even if you dropped me a bunch.
TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER
Front: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I know I was a difficult child.
Back: But you only have yourself to blame.
SCREW UP UP SCREW
Front: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Thanks for being a great parent.
Back: And not screwing me up too badly.
GOOD NOT GREAT
Front: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’ve been such a good parent.
Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.
OH THE PAIN
Front: Every year I become more and more like you. Back: And I hate it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Every year I become more and more like you.
Back: And I hate it.
YOU SUFFOCATE ME
Front: Living away from you has taught me one thing. Back: You were suffocating me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Living away from you has taught me one thing.
Back: You were suffocating me.
LOSER ALERT
Front: You deserve a wonderful Mother's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You deserve a wonderful Mother’s Day.
Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.
ASS PAIN
Front: Mother's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Mother’s Day is different now that I’m a parent.
Back: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.
CAN’T CUT THE CORD
Front: Mom. Back: Cut the cord already.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Mom.
Back: Cut the cord already.
PLAYING FAVOURITES
Front: Happy Mother's Day. Back: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Mother’s Day.
Back: Admit it. I’m your favourite.
BACK OFF BITCH
Front: You're the best mom ever. Back: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re the best mom ever.
Back: Even if you won’t get off my back.
MOTHERLY LOVE
Front: I love you mom. Back: Even if you don't love me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you mom.
Back: Even if you don’t love me.
OLD AGE HOME
Front: Let's make this the best Mother's Day ever. Back: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s make this the best Mother’s Day ever.
Back: Because next year I’m putting you in a home.
MOM VS DAD
Front: I love you mom. Back: But I love dad more.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you mom.
Back: But I love dad more.
ROBOTS DON’T HAVE EARS
Front: Mom, you taught me life's most important lesson. Back: Too bad I wasn't listening.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Mom, you taught me life’s most important lesson.
Back: Too bad I wasn’t listening.
