THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
Mom
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Mother's DayFront: You are a fantastic mom. Inside: It's a shit job, but you're great at it.$5.95 -
Quick ViewDEAD OR ALIVE
Mother's DayFront: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: Thanks for all the shit you did to keep me alive.$5.95 -
Quick ViewNOT YOUR PUSSY
Mother's DayFront: You're like a mom to me. Inside: I didn't come out of your vag, but I know you love me.$5.95 -
Quick ViewWIFE AND MOTHER
CardsFront: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Inside: Seriously. I could use more attention.$5.00 -
Quick ViewNO ONE BETTER
ParentingFront: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.$5.95 -
Quick ViewROLE REVERSAL
ParentingFront: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.$5.00 -
Quick ViewAIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
ParentingFront: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBABY BUTTMUNCH
ParentingFront: You're the best parent ever. Inside: Even if you dropped me a bunch.$5.00 -
Quick ViewTOUGH MOTHERFUCKER
ParentingFront: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSCREW UP UP SCREW
ParentingFront: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 -
Quick ViewGOOD NOT GREAT
ParentingFront: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewYOU SUFFOCATE ME
ParentingFront: Living away from you has taught me one thing. Back: You were suffocating me.$5.00 -
Quick ViewLOSER ALERT
CardsFront: You deserve a wonderful Mother's Day. Inside: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
Quick ViewASS PAIN
CardsFront: Mother's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Inside: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewPLAYING FAVOURITES
Mother's DayFront: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.95 -
Quick ViewBACK OFF BITCH
CardsFront: You're the best mom ever. Inside: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewOLD AGE HOME
Mother's DayFront: Let's make this the best Mother's Day ever. Inside: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewROBOTS DON’T HAVE EARS
CardsFront: Mom, you taught me life's most important lesson. Inside: Too bad I wasn't listening.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI HATE MYSELF
CardsFront: Thanks mom. You really made me the person I am today. Inside: I hate myself.$5.00
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LOW LEVEL POSITION
Mother's DayFront: You are a fantastic mom. Inside: It's a shit job, but you're great at it.$5.95 -
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DEAD OR ALIVE
Mother's DayFront: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: Thanks for all the shit you did to keep me alive.$5.95 -
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NOT YOUR PUSSY
Mother's DayFront: You're like a mom to me. Inside: I didn't come out of your vag, but I know you love me.$5.95 -
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WIFE AND MOTHER
CardsFront: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Inside: Seriously. I could use more attention.$5.00 -
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NO ONE BETTER
ParentingFront: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.$5.95 -
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ROLE REVERSAL
ParentingFront: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.$5.00 -
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AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
ParentingFront: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 -
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BABY BUTTMUNCH
ParentingFront: You're the best parent ever. Inside: Even if you dropped me a bunch.$5.00 -
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TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER
ParentingFront: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.$5.00 -
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SCREW UP UP SCREW
ParentingFront: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 -
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GOOD NOT GREAT
ParentingFront: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00 -
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YOU SUFFOCATE ME
ParentingFront: Living away from you has taught me one thing. Back: You were suffocating me.$5.00 -
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LOSER ALERT
CardsFront: You deserve a wonderful Mother's Day. Inside: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
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ASS PAIN
CardsFront: Mother's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Inside: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 -
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PLAYING FAVOURITES
Mother's DayFront: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.95 -
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BACK OFF BITCH
CardsFront: You're the best mom ever. Inside: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 -
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OLD AGE HOME
Mother's DayFront: Let's make this the best Mother's Day ever. Inside: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.95 -
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ROBOTS DON’T HAVE EARS
CardsFront: Mom, you taught me life's most important lesson. Inside: Too bad I wasn't listening.$5.00 -
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I HATE MYSELF
CardsFront: Thanks mom. You really made me the person I am today. Inside: I hate myself.$5.00
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