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Front: Cupid is great. Back: But I think his aim was off when he put us together.
Front: I heard you got knocked up. Back: Congratulations. I guess.
TV Talk Show Host Day
Front: You’ll do great. Just remember one thing. Back: Don’t be yourself.
You’re fucking awesome.
Front: You only get married once. Back: Theoretically.
Front: We don’t know how to thank you. Back: So we’ll just sign our names in this card.
Front: You’ve been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.
Front: You’ll do awesome. Back: Yes, that’s sarcasm.
Front: I have a big problem with you leaving. Back: You’ll be too far away for a booty call.
Front: You’re in the hospital? Back: Loser.
Front: Being around you is always a pleasure. Back: But I’m glad I don’t see you very often.
Front: It’s true what they say about Christmas. Back: It’s fucking awesome.
Front: Time heals all wounds. Back: So does booze.
Front: I’m so sorry I forgot. Back: Chances are I’ll forget next year too.