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Front: Cupid is great.
Back: But I think his aim was off when he put us together.
Front: I heard you got knocked up.
Back: Congratulations. I guess.
TV Talk Show Host Day
Front: You’ll do great. Just remember one thing.
Back: Don’t be yourself.
You’re fucking awesome.
Front: You only get married once.
Front: We don’t know how to thank you.
Back: So we’ll just sign our names in this card.
Front: You’ve been such a good parent.
Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.
Front: You’ll do awesome.
Back: Yes, that’s sarcasm.
Front: I have a big problem with you leaving.
Back: You’ll be too far away for a booty call.
Front: You’re in the hospital?
Front: Being around you is always a pleasure.
Back: But I’m glad I don’t see you very often.
Front: It’s true what they say about Christmas.
Back: It’s fucking awesome.
Front: Time heals all wounds.
Back: So does booze.
Front: I’m so sorry I forgot.
Back: Chances are I’ll forget next year too.