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    WIFE AND MOTHER

    Cards
    Front: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Inside: Seriously.  I could use more attention.
    $5.00
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    LEAST FAVE

    Cards
    Front: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: From your least favourite child.
    $5.00
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    ALL ABOUT YOU MOM

    Cards
    Front: Today is all about you mom. Inside: You self-entitled witch.
    $5.00
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    MAKE ME A SANDWICH

    Mother's Day
    Front: You are an excellent mother and wife. Inside: Though your cooking sucks.
    $2.50
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    MY GRAMMA IS THE BEST

    Mother's Day
    Front: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother's Day card. Inside: Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even.
    $2.00
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    BAD MOMMY

    Mother's Day
    Front: Congratulations on your first Mother's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.
    $2.50
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    NEVER REGRET

    Mother's Day
    Front: It's your first Mother's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?
    $2.50
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    LITTLE BRAT

    Mother's Day
    Front: Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.
    $2.50
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    DADDY ISSUES

    Mother's Day
    Front: I love you mom. Inside: But where's my daddy?
    $2.50
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    NO ONE BETTER

    Cards
    Front: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.
    $5.00
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    ROLE REVERSAL

    Cards
    Front: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.
    $5.00
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    AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH

    Cards
    Front: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.
    $5.00
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    BABY BUTTMUNCH

    Cards
    Front: You're the best parent ever. Back: Even if you dropped me a bunch.
    $5.00
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    TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER

    Cards
    Front: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.
    $5.00
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    SCREW UP UP SCREW

    Cards
    Front: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.
    $5.00
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    GOOD NOT GREAT

    Cards
    Front: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.
    $5.00
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    ASSHOLE KIDS

    Cards
    Front: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.
    $5.00
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    OH THE PAIN

    Cards
    Front: Every year I become more and more like you. Back: And I hate it.
    $5.00
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    YOU SUFFOCATE ME

    Cards
    Front: Living away from you has taught me one thing. Back: You were suffocating me.
    $5.00
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    LOSER ALERT

    Cards
    Front: You deserve a wonderful Mother's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.
    $5.00
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    ASS PAIN

    Cards
    Front: Mother's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.
    $5.00
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    CAN’T CUT THE CORD

    Cards
    Front: Mom. Back: Cut the cord already.
    $5.00
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    PLAYING FAVOURITES

    Cards
    Front: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: Admit it. I'm your favourite.
    $5.00
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    WOMEN MAKE BABIES

    Cards
    Front: For my wife on Mother's Day. Inside: You are a great baby machine.
    $5.00

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    WIFE AND MOTHER

    Cards
    Front: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Inside: Seriously.  I could use more attention.
    $5.00
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    LEAST FAVE

    Cards
    Front: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: From your least favourite child.
    $5.00
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    ALL ABOUT YOU MOM

    Cards
    Front: Today is all about you mom. Inside: You self-entitled witch.
    $5.00
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    MAKE ME A SANDWICH

    Mother's Day
    Front: You are an excellent mother and wife. Inside: Though your cooking sucks.
    $2.50
  • Sale!
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    MY GRAMMA IS THE BEST

    Mother's Day
    Front: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother's Day card. Inside: Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even.
    $2.00
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    BAD MOMMY

    Mother's Day
    Front: Congratulations on your first Mother's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.
    $2.50
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    NEVER REGRET

    Mother's Day
    Front: It's your first Mother's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?
    $2.50
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    LITTLE BRAT

    Mother's Day
    Front: Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.
    $2.50
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    DADDY ISSUES

    Mother's Day
    Front: I love you mom. Inside: But where's my daddy?
    $2.50
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    NO ONE BETTER

    Cards
    Front: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.
    $5.00
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    ROLE REVERSAL

    Cards
    Front: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.
    $5.00
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    AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH

    Cards
    Front: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.
    $5.00
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    BABY BUTTMUNCH

    Cards
    Front: You're the best parent ever. Back: Even if you dropped me a bunch.
    $5.00
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    TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER

    Cards
    Front: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.
    $5.00
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    SCREW UP UP SCREW

    Cards
    Front: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.
    $5.00
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    GOOD NOT GREAT

    Cards
    Front: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.
    $5.00
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    ASSHOLE KIDS

    Cards
    Front: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.
    $5.00
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    OH THE PAIN

    Cards
    Front: Every year I become more and more like you. Back: And I hate it.
    $5.00
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    YOU SUFFOCATE ME

    Cards
    Front: Living away from you has taught me one thing. Back: You were suffocating me.
    $5.00
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    LOSER ALERT

    Cards
    Front: You deserve a wonderful Mother's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.
    $5.00
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    ASS PAIN

    Cards
    Front: Mother's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.
    $5.00
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    CAN’T CUT THE CORD

    Cards
    Front: Mom. Back: Cut the cord already.
    $5.00
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    PLAYING FAVOURITES

    Cards
    Front: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: Admit it. I'm your favourite.
    $5.00
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    WOMEN MAKE BABIES

    Cards
    Front: For my wife on Mother's Day. Inside: You are a great baby machine.
    $5.00
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