Mother's Day
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Front: You are an excellent mother and wife. Back: Though your cooking sucks.Front: You are an excellent mother and wife.
Back: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartMY GRAMMA IS THE BEST
Front: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother's Day card. Back: Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even.Front: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother’s Day card.
Back: Slip me a twenty and we’ll call it even.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartBAD MOMMY
Front: Congratulations on your first Mother's Day. Back: You're doing a terrible job.Front: Congratulations on your first Mother’s Day.
Back: You’re doing a terrible job.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartNEVER REGRET
Front: It's your first Mother's Day. Back: Regretting it yet?Front: It’s your first Mother’s Day.
Back: Regretting it yet?$5.00$2.50 Add to cartLITTLE BRAT
Front: Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Back: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.Front: Since it’s your first Mother’s Day I thought I’d get you a card.
Back: We both know your little brat won’t get you anything.$5.00$2.50 Add to cartDADDY ISSUES
Front: I love you mom. Back: But where's my daddy?Front: I love you mom.
Back: But where’s my daddy?$5.00$2.50 Add to cart
NO ONE BETTER
Front: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You made me the person I am today.
Back: Good job. I’m fucking awesome.
ROLE REVERSAL
Front: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me.
Back: Not I’m stuck taking care of you.
AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
Front: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You did your best raising me.
Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.
BABY BUTTMUNCH
Front: You're the best parent ever. Back: Even if you dropped me a bunch.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re the best parent ever.
Back: Even if you dropped me a bunch.
TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER
Front: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I know I was a difficult child.
Back: But you only have yourself to blame.
SCREW UP UP SCREW
Front: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Thanks for being a great parent.
Back: And not screwing me up too badly.
GOOD NOT GREAT
Front: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’ve been such a good parent.
Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.
ASSHOLE KIDS
Front: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Having a family with you is a blessing.
Back: But our kids are assholes.
OH THE PAIN
Front: Every year I become more and more like you. Back: And I hate it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Every year I become more and more like you.
Back: And I hate it.
YOU SUFFOCATE ME
Front: Living away from you has taught me one thing. Back: You were suffocating me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Living away from you has taught me one thing.
Back: You were suffocating me.
LOSER ALERT
Front: You deserve a wonderful Mother's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You deserve a wonderful Mother’s Day.
Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.
ASS PAIN
Front: Mother's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Mother’s Day is different now that I’m a parent.
Back: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.
