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January 1, 2023
Mother's Day
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Quick ViewWIFE AND MOTHER
CardsFront: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Inside: Seriously. I could use more attention.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewMAKE ME A SANDWICH
Mother's DayFront: You are an excellent mother and wife. Inside: Though your cooking sucks.$2.50 -
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Quick ViewMY GRAMMA IS THE BEST
Mother's DayFront: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother's Day card. Inside: Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even.$2.00 -
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Quick ViewBAD MOMMY
Mother's DayFront: Congratulations on your first Mother's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.$2.50 -
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Mother's DayFront: Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.$2.50 -
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Quick ViewNO ONE BETTER
CardsFront: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.$5.00 -
Quick ViewROLE REVERSAL
CardsFront: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.$5.00 -
Quick ViewAIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
CardsFront: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBABY BUTTMUNCH
CardsFront: You're the best parent ever. Back: Even if you dropped me a bunch.$5.00 -
Quick ViewTOUGH MOTHERFUCKER
CardsFront: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSCREW UP UP SCREW
CardsFront: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 -
Quick ViewGOOD NOT GREAT
CardsFront: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00 -
Quick ViewASSHOLE KIDS
CardsFront: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewYOU SUFFOCATE ME
CardsFront: Living away from you has taught me one thing. Back: You were suffocating me.$5.00 -
Quick ViewLOSER ALERT
CardsFront: You deserve a wonderful Mother's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
Quick ViewASS PAIN
CardsFront: Mother's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewWOMEN MAKE BABIES
CardsFront: For my wife on Mother's Day. Inside: You are a great baby machine.$5.00
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Quick View
WIFE AND MOTHER
CardsFront: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Inside: Seriously. I could use more attention.$5.00 -
Quick View
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MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Mother's DayFront: You are an excellent mother and wife. Inside: Though your cooking sucks.$2.50 -
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MY GRAMMA IS THE BEST
Mother's DayFront: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother's Day card. Inside: Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even.$2.00 -
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BAD MOMMY
Mother's DayFront: Congratulations on your first Mother's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.$2.50 -
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LITTLE BRAT
Mother's DayFront: Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.$2.50 -
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NO ONE BETTER
CardsFront: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.$5.00 -
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ROLE REVERSAL
CardsFront: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.$5.00 -
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AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
CardsFront: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 -
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BABY BUTTMUNCH
CardsFront: You're the best parent ever. Back: Even if you dropped me a bunch.$5.00 -
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TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER
CardsFront: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.$5.00 -
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SCREW UP UP SCREW
CardsFront: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 -
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GOOD NOT GREAT
CardsFront: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00 -
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ASSHOLE KIDS
CardsFront: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 -
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YOU SUFFOCATE ME
CardsFront: Living away from you has taught me one thing. Back: You were suffocating me.$5.00 -
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LOSER ALERT
CardsFront: You deserve a wonderful Mother's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
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ASS PAIN
CardsFront: Mother's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 -
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WOMEN MAKE BABIES
CardsFront: For my wife on Mother's Day. Inside: You are a great baby machine.$5.00
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