Mother's Day
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WIFE AND MOTHER
Front: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Inside: Seriously. I could use more attention.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother.
Inside: Seriously. I could use more attention. -
LEAST FAVE
Front: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: From your least favourite child.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Mother’s Day.
Inside: From your least favourite child. -
ALL ABOUT YOU MOM
Front: Today is all about you mom. Inside: You self-entitled witch.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Today is all about you mom.
Inside: You self-entitled witch. -
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Front: You are an excellent mother and wife. Inside: Though your cooking sucks.Front: You are an excellent mother and wife.
Inside: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart -
MY GRAMMA IS THE BEST
Front: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother's Day card. Inside: Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even.Front: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother’s Day card.
Inside: Slip me a twenty and we’ll call it even.$5.00$2.00 Add to cart -
BAD MOMMY
Front: Congratulations on your first Mother's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.Front: Congratulations on your first Mother’s Day.
Inside: You’re doing a terrible job.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart -
NEVER REGRET
Front: It's your first Mother's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?Front: It’s your first Mother’s Day.
Inside: Regretting it yet?$5.00$2.50 Add to cart -
LITTLE BRAT
Front: Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.Front: Since it’s your first Mother’s Day I thought I’d get you a card.
Inside: We both know your little brat won’t get you anything.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart -
DADDY ISSUES
Front: I love you mom. Inside: But where's my daddy?Front: I love you mom.
Inside: But where’s my daddy?$5.00$2.50 Add to cart -
NO ONE BETTER
Front: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You made me the person I am today.
Back: Good job. I’m fucking awesome. -
ROLE REVERSAL
Front: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me.
Back: Not I’m stuck taking care of you. -
AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
Front: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You did your best raising me.
Back: Clearly your best was not good enough. -
BABY BUTTMUNCH
Front: You're the best parent ever. Back: Even if you dropped me a bunch.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re the best parent ever.
Back: Even if you dropped me a bunch. -
TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER
Front: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I know I was a difficult child.
Back: But you only have yourself to blame. -
SCREW UP UP SCREW
Front: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Thanks for being a great parent.
Back: And not screwing me up too badly. -
GOOD NOT GREAT
Front: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’ve been such a good parent.
Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good. -
ASSHOLE KIDS
Front: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Having a family with you is a blessing.
Back: But our kids are assholes. -
OH THE PAIN
Front: Every year I become more and more like you. Back: And I hate it.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Every year I become more and more like you.
Back: And I hate it.
