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January 26, 2026
Mother's Day
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Mother's DayFront: Moms, step moms, grandmas, mother-in-laws. Inside: Are they all crazy bitches or just you?$5.95 -
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Mother's DayFront: A stay-at-home-mom is the hardest job in the world. Inside: Are you ready to quit yet?$5.95 -
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Mother's DayFront: You’ve always taken great care of me mom. Inside: I’m hungry, can you get me a snack?$5.95 -
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Mother's DayFront: Mom, you did a great job raising me. Inside: But I’m an adult now, so you can back the fuck off.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewLOW LEVEL POSITION
Mother's DayFront: You are a fantastic mom. Inside: It's a shit job, but you're great at it.$5.95 -
Quick ViewDEAD OR ALIVE
Mother's DayFront: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: Thanks for all the shit you did to keep me alive.$5.95 -
Quick ViewNOT YOUR PUSSY
Mother's DayFront: You're like a mom to me. Inside: I didn't come out of your vag, but I know you love me.$5.95 -
Quick ViewWIFE AND MOTHER
CardsFront: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Inside: Seriously. I could use more attention.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewMAKE ME A SANDWICH
Mother's DayFront: You are an excellent mother and wife. Inside: Though your cooking sucks.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewMY GRAMMA IS THE BEST
Mother's DayFront: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother's Day card. Inside: Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewBAD MOMMY
Mother's DayFront: Congratulations on your first Mother's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewNEVER REGRET
Mother's DayFront: It's your first Mother's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewLITTLE BRAT
Mother's DayFront: Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewDADDY ISSUES
SaleFront: I love you mom. Inside: But where's my daddy?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewNO ONE BETTER
ParentingFront: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.$5.95 -
Quick ViewROLE REVERSAL
ParentingFront: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.$5.00 -
Quick ViewAIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
ParentingFront: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBABY BUTTMUNCH
ParentingFront: You're the best parent ever. Inside: Even if you dropped me a bunch.$5.00 -
Quick ViewTOUGH MOTHERFUCKER
ParentingFront: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSCREW UP UP SCREW
ParentingFront: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 -
Quick ViewGOOD NOT GREAT
ParentingFront: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00
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CRAZY BITCHES
Mother's DayFront: Moms, step moms, grandmas, mother-in-laws. Inside: Are they all crazy bitches or just you?$5.95 -
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QUIT YOUR DAY JOB
Mother's DayFront: A stay-at-home-mom is the hardest job in the world. Inside: Are you ready to quit yet?$5.95 -
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FEED ME
Mother's DayFront: You’ve always taken great care of me mom. Inside: I’m hungry, can you get me a snack?$5.95 -
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TIME TO FUCK OFF
Mother's DayFront: Mom, you did a great job raising me. Inside: But I’m an adult now, so you can back the fuck off.$5.95 -
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LOW LEVEL POSITION
Mother's DayFront: You are a fantastic mom. Inside: It's a shit job, but you're great at it.$5.95 -
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DEAD OR ALIVE
Mother's DayFront: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: Thanks for all the shit you did to keep me alive.$5.95 -
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NOT YOUR PUSSY
Mother's DayFront: You're like a mom to me. Inside: I didn't come out of your vag, but I know you love me.$5.95 -
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WIFE AND MOTHER
CardsFront: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother. Inside: Seriously. I could use more attention.$5.00 -
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MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Mother's DayFront: You are an excellent mother and wife. Inside: Though your cooking sucks.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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MY GRAMMA IS THE BEST
Mother's DayFront: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother's Day card. Inside: Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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BAD MOMMY
Mother's DayFront: Congratulations on your first Mother's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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NEVER REGRET
Mother's DayFront: It's your first Mother's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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LITTLE BRAT
Mother's DayFront: Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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DADDY ISSUES
SaleFront: I love you mom. Inside: But where's my daddy?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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NO ONE BETTER
ParentingFront: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.$5.95 -
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ROLE REVERSAL
ParentingFront: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.$5.00 -
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AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
ParentingFront: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 -
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BABY BUTTMUNCH
ParentingFront: You're the best parent ever. Inside: Even if you dropped me a bunch.$5.00 -
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TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER
ParentingFront: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.$5.00 -
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SCREW UP UP SCREW
ParentingFront: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 -
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GOOD NOT GREAT
ParentingFront: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00
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