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Front: I’m proud of you. Back: But then again, what kind of moron can’t graduate?
I like your boobs.
Front: Retirement is an important step in a person’s life. Back: It’s also the last step before death.
Front: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.
Front: This Mother’s Day I have so much to thank you for. Back: Like ruining my life.
Front: What terrible news. Back: Cancer fucking sucks.
Front: It’s Father’s Day and I have so much to thank you for. Back: Like ruining my life.
Front: I bet you think I forgot your birthday. Back: I did.
Front: Happy Birthday. Back: I like your boobs.