Father's Day
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SNIP SNIP TIME
Front: You are a great husband and father. Back: But it's time for the snip-snip$5.00 Add to cartFront: You are a great husband and father.
Back: But it’s time for the snip-snip -
LEAST FAVE
Front: Happy Father's Day. Back: From your least favourite child.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Father’s Day.
Back: From your least favourite child. -
ALL ABOUT YOU DAD
Front: Today is all about you dad. Back: You self-entitled jerk.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Today is all about you dad.
Back: You self-entitled jerk. -
BAD DADDY
Front: Congratulations on your first Father's Day. Back: You're doing a terrible job.Front: Congratulations on your first Father’s Day.
Back: You’re doing a terrible job.$5.00$2.00 Add to cart -
CAN’T CUT CORD
Front: Dad. Back: Cut the cord already.Front: Dad.
Back: Cut the cord already.$5.00$2.50 Add to cart -
NEVER REGRET
Front: It's your first Father's Day. Back: Regretting it yet?Front: It’s your first Father’s Day.
Back: Regretting it yet?$5.00$2.50 Add to cart -
LITTLE BRAT
Front: Since it's your first Father's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Back: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.Front: Since it’s your first Father’s Day I thought I’d get you a card.
Back: We both know your little brat won’t get you anything.$5.00$2.00 Add to cart -
MOMMY ISSUES
Front: I love you dad. Back: But where's my mommy?Front: I love you dad.
Back: But where’s my mommy?$5.00$2.00 Add to cart -
LOSER ALERT
Front: You deserve a wonderful Father's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You deserve a wonderful Father’s Day.
Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card. -
ASS PAIN
Front: Father's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Father’s Day is different now that I’m a parent.
Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are. -
PLAYING FAVOURITES
Front: Happy Father's Day. Back: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Happy Father’s Day.
Back: Admit it. I’m your favourite. -
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Front: You are an excellent father and husband. Back: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You are an excellent father and husband.
Back: Though your cooking sucks. -
MEN MAKE SPERM
Front: For my husband on Father's Day. Back: You have great sperm.$5.00 Add to cartFront: For my husband on Father’s Day.
Back: You have great sperm. -
BACK OFF PRICK
Front: You're the best dad ever. Back: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re the best dad ever.
Back: Even if you won’t get off my back. -
YOU’RE NOT MY DAD
Front: Father-in-laws deserve cards too. Back: Though I don't know why. You didn't raise me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Father-in-laws deserve cards too.
Back: Though I don’t know why. You didn’t raise me. -
FATHER BY MARRIAGE
Front: You're the best father-in-law ever. Back: Just kidding. I hate you.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re the best father-in-law ever.
Back: Just kidding. I hate you. -
FATHERLY LOVE
Front: I love you dad. Back: Even if you don't love me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love you dad.
Back: Even if you don’t love me. -
OLD AGE HOME
Front: Let's make this the best Father's Day ever. Back: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Let’s make this the best Father’s Day ever.
Back: Because next year I’m putting you in a home.
