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January 26, 2026
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Get WellFront: You'll get through this. Inside: You're a tough motherfucker.$5.50 -
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Quick ViewLOVE HATE CHRISTMAS
Gift TagsTag 1: I hate Christmas. Tag 2: Christmas is fucking awesome. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift. The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From". People need know who their presents are from!$6.95 -
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Gift TagsTag 1: Merry fucking Christmas. Tag 2: Santa hates you. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift. The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From". Givers need credit for their awesome gifts!$6.95 -
Quick ViewFUCKING BIRTHDAY LOVE
Gift TagsTag 1: Happy fucking birthday. Tag 2: Pretend you love it. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift. The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From". These are the best tags ever.$6.95 -
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Quick ViewTHANK YOU
Box SetsThis box set contains 6 cards (one of each below) and 6 plain white envelopes. FRONT: Thanks. You're the best. INSIDE: Well, second best. FRONT: Thank You. INSIDE: There. I said it. FRONT: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. INSIDE: Fucking jerks. FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome. FRONT: Thank you for the gift. INSIDE: Is it returnable? FRONT: You deserve a huge thank-you hug. INSIDE: The creepy kind that lingers.$27.00 -
Quick ViewFUCKING XMAS
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: But who the fuck cares? FRONT: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. INSIDE: And this year is no fucking different. FRONT: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. INSIDE: I told him to fuck off. FRONT: It's Christmas time. INSIDE: Fuck you and fuck your family. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. INSIDE: And a happy fucking New Year.$27.00 -
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Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: I heard you're on Santa's naughty list. INSIDE: Slut. FRONT: I saw Santa last night. INSIDE: He was banging your mom. FRONT: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. INSIDE: You. Naked. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: It's true what they say about Christmas. INSIDE: It's fucking awesome. FRONT: It's that time of year again. INSIDE: Fuck.$27.00 -
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Quick ViewLOPES TIMES TWO
CardsFront: Congratulations on your big day. Inside: It's about fucking time.$5.50 -
Quick ViewFUCKING FIRE PANTS
CardsFront: You say you don't care about Valentine's Day? Inside: But I know that's a fucking lie.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: This Valentine's Day there's one thing we should do. Inside: Fuck.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: I've been thinking about you. Back: And I figured I'd fucking tell you, okay?$5.00 -
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Thank youFront: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. Inside: Fucking jerks.$5.95 -
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RetirementFront: I heard you retired. Inside: Are you out of your fucking mind?$5.00 -
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THAT FUCKER BE TOUGH
Get WellFront: You'll get through this. Inside: You're a tough motherfucker.$5.50 -
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LOVE HATE CHRISTMAS
Gift TagsTag 1: I hate Christmas. Tag 2: Christmas is fucking awesome. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift. The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From". People need know who their presents are from!$6.95 -
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MERRY SANTA FUCKS
Gift TagsTag 1: Merry fucking Christmas. Tag 2: Santa hates you. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift. The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From". Givers need credit for their awesome gifts!$6.95 -
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FUCKING BIRTHDAY LOVE
Gift TagsTag 1: Happy fucking birthday. Tag 2: Pretend you love it. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift. The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From". These are the best tags ever.$6.95 -
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THANK YOU
Box SetsThis box set contains 6 cards (one of each below) and 6 plain white envelopes. FRONT: Thanks. You're the best. INSIDE: Well, second best. FRONT: Thank You. INSIDE: There. I said it. FRONT: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. INSIDE: Fucking jerks. FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome. FRONT: Thank you for the gift. INSIDE: Is it returnable? FRONT: You deserve a huge thank-you hug. INSIDE: The creepy kind that lingers.$27.00 -
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FUCKING XMAS
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: But who the fuck cares? FRONT: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. INSIDE: And this year is no fucking different. FRONT: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. INSIDE: I told him to fuck off. FRONT: It's Christmas time. INSIDE: Fuck you and fuck your family. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. INSIDE: And a happy fucking New Year.$27.00 -
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CHRISTMAS FAVOURITES
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: I heard you're on Santa's naughty list. INSIDE: Slut. FRONT: I saw Santa last night. INSIDE: He was banging your mom. FRONT: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. INSIDE: You. Naked. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: It's true what they say about Christmas. INSIDE: It's fucking awesome. FRONT: It's that time of year again. INSIDE: Fuck.$27.00 -
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LOPES TIMES TWO
CardsFront: Congratulations on your big day. Inside: It's about fucking time.$5.50 -
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FUCKING FIRE PANTS
CardsFront: You say you don't care about Valentine's Day? Inside: But I know that's a fucking lie.$5.00 -
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NO ONE ELSE WILL
CardsFront: This Valentine's Day there's one thing we should do. Inside: Fuck.$5.00 -
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FUCK THAT MUSHY SHIT
CardsFront: I've been thinking about you. Back: And I figured I'd fucking tell you, okay?$5.00 -
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FROM US FUCKERS
Thank youFront: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. Inside: Fucking jerks.$5.95 -
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OUT OF YOUR MIND
RetirementFront: I heard you retired. Inside: Are you out of your fucking mind?$5.00 -
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