Front: I know how Santa gets his reindeer to fly.
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Front: Word on the street is that you’re having a baby.
Front: I believe that opposites attract.
Inside: Just look. I’m awesome and you’re not.
Front: I’m so excited that you’re having a baby.
Inside: Because I sure as hell don’t want one.